Security:
Captain Blackadder:
Can anyone tell me what's going on?
Captain Darling:
Security, Blackadder.
Captain Blackadder:
Security?
General Melchett:
Security isn't a dirty word, Blackadder. Crevice is a dirty word, but security isn't.
Need to know:
(Warning to snowflakes - includes bad language)
While on the topic of beards: