Virgin Skipper has a Flipper... NOT

[flapsforty]

............ in which case Capt Maxalt and his FO will do everything within their power and a bit beyond to try and get you there safely and on time, while the FAs will bust a gut to give you the best possible service with the means at our disposal.
Because despite what some people here seem to think, we are well aware of who pays our wages and of the fact that you all have a choice.

.......... and don't get too worked up about the manners either; we're regrettably used to being shouted at because we have run out of your choice of sarnie, and we wouldn't dream of off-loading you just because you mutter 'f**cking c**t' under your breath when we tell you that 4 pieces of carry-on luggage really is a bit much....