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I think Jacko must be busy as he hasn't booked a table or made the financial arrangements.
I have just the hat for you in my cupboard which has beer glass or can holders either side and a nifty little manifold arrangement and tube leading to the mouth. I note that you are based in the USA and may not be used to English ale; I can load the hat with a couple of shandy's for you.
FEBA