Moggie:
Agree with most of your points.. I'm a Jock,
One small detail..
With reference to beer filled football fans, you missed the minor technicality that us Jocks refrain from going around turning quiet foreign villages into war zones, unlike our southern counterparts...
Oh and if you really want us to, we'll return those goalposts that we nicked in '77, that was a bit childish, I admit. The turf we nicked really did wonders for my lawn though
