Mine even better - filled in questionnaire ages ago as 'white - english'...
Pay statement-like envelope arrives and... no extra money this month - but apparently I'm Caribbean!
Now I know how the percentages are increasing - they're making it up!
Then I received my Equal Opportunities trg booklet. Then I received my questionnaire on whether or not I've witnessed discrimination. Working in a joint environment, my only correspondence with the RAF is their transmission of all this nonsense... oh, and the genuine pay statements, of course!