Is this crazy??!!
Great I thought as I tore open an unexpected pay statement, some extra dosh I wasn't expecting. Alas no.......a few months ago I filled in an ethnic monitoring questionaire and expected nothing back. Imagine then my utter pleasure and delight then, when my super wealthy and fantastically well resourced employer wrote to me to tell me I'm "British and White". Really clever to disguise it as a pay statement too.
I for one certainly think that's worth a second class stamp. I really hope all the other airmen, soldiers, sailors and civil servants get one too cause that's a real good use of hard earned taxes. I mean it's not as if we're cutting every major procurment project or giving everyone a long christmas break cause there's no money for fuel. If that was the case I'd be pretty angry...............Dohhhh!!!!
Are there any more total-waste-of-money-stories out there to brighten up my long winter evenings???