Two cows grazing in a field, one turns to the other and says 'so, what do you reckon about this mad cow disease then?'
'Who cares' says the other cow, 'I'm a helicopter'.
Paul McCartney's bought his wife a plane for her birthday.
She'll still use Immac for the other leg though............
And one for after the watershed:
What's a pizza delivery boy and a gynaecologist got in common?
They can both smell it, but they can't eat it!
