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Old 25th Mar 2019, 14:12
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Last exercise I ever did at Brize they threw in an inject in "bomb detonated outside crewroom", they gave paper to some guy who was sitting watching his favourite, I never miss, and I mean never miss Soap opera on TV...
XYZ dead, rest injured what do you do?, he calmly picked up his SLR pointed it at the wounded, went bang, bang, bang and then sat down to carry on watching the soap. Livid Di staff were doing a WTF!!! when he calmly points out they will be a burden to the system, tying up valuable resources and manpower, probably would not survive, so he has simply relieved the station of the problem. Instant humour failure and they drag him off to the cells on a CPX murder charge.
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