Right here goes:
Turning up late cosistently and asking "have I got time for a cup of cofee" or asking after buying the said cup of coffee.
Not turning up at all!
Turning up unplanned for a nav trip despite being thoroughly briefed to de ready after last lesson.
Stabbing me in the leg with a razor sharp pencil pesistently when changing power settings.
Turning the volume up full on the radio and then checking the Squelch
Not having any money or cards to pay the landing fee on a land away.
Pushing so much negative G on a stall recovery that I hit my head on the ceiling and my headset falls off.
Losing or not getting the landing certificate signed for the qualifying cross country.
Avoiding doing any of the exams despite constant pleading from the instructor.
Saying "I was just about to do that" after the accident.
Leaving the dipstick unsrewed "In case I wanted to check it"
and then not telling me until we get airborne and the oils spraying all over the window.
Argueing about my decision not to send the student on a solo nav when theres CB'S, TS and Strong winds in the forcast.
Going home with the aircraft keys in the middle of a busy days flying.
And finaly the top way to P**S me off;
" Didn't you want to be a proper pilot on the big planes".
What the F**K over.
That one has me opening the door and undoing my seatbelt.
I feel so much better now.
Your Mums your Dad!