Or 101 ways to annoy a student...
- complain at least once a lesson about how OATS told you you'd be flying a 737 by now. Double slot? Complain twice.
- complain about pay at least once a lesson.
- complain about pay at least once a lesson while wearing a Breitling, new DNC headset and pair of Oakleys.
- tell everyone you're a qualified airline pilot but you have to 'do this' until you get a real job.
- call the student 'stupid boy' every time they make a mistake, however minor. "The DI is off by two degrees. Stupid Boy"
- only know one cr@p joke. Tell it every lesson.
- teach lesson despite bl**dy awful weather.
- claim that you earn so little that you cannot afford to buy personal hygiene products
- teach one lesson every six months as a break from your 747 job. Know nothing about the aeroplane you are teaching on. Complain when student flies at POH speeds. "Stupid Boy".
- Teach nightschool without knowing anything about the subject. Look it up in Trevor Thom while class sits there. Claim that it is ok that you know nothing about this private flying stuff because you're a qualified professional pilot. Moan about OATS.
- Claim that the last landing would have killed you if you were flying a Tiger Moth/Harvard/737
- Take control all the time
- Try to spin a PA-28
- Have no idea what you did last lesson.
- Have no idea what you're doing this lesson either.
- Forget students name. Call him something else. If that fails, call him "stupid boy" instead.
- Tell student to prepare navex. Next week, decide on different route without telling student. Complain that student has plogged the wrong route.
- Tell student to prepare navex through a TRA.
...and i'm sure there are more