Worryingly, this discussion demonstrates that
(a) many of you guys have been inadequately trained and checked, and,
(b) the Jeppesen plates are very poorly written (though streets ahead of anything published in Seattle, thank the Lord).
Remember KISS? How about...
'Missed approach: Climb altitude 3000ft. Track 289 radial from XYZ until passing 1400ft, then turn left to VFA and enter the hold'. Simple, clear, unambiguous - and thus completely out of reach of the idiots at Jeppesen. (Note, this wording demonstrates that it is possible to write a procedure clearly, it is NOT meant to represent the particular procedure under discussion).