- forget to bring the key, fetch key.
- forget headsets, fetch headsets,
- have the airplane fuelled, then forget to sump it and claim to hear a misfire,
- deny all knowledge of what a GUMPS check is,
- appear to have everything completely under control in all manouvers, then bugga them all up at the last second,
- have an engine blow up on you at 4000 feet,
- work diligently for several lessons, then disappear without explanation for several months,
- fly like crap before every checkride, then mysteriously pass them somehow
Errr, wonder how I managed to think of all these ....