Not Fighter pilots but Bomber crews.
Mid '70's. RAF Finningley. The V Force disperse.
6FTS briefing room closed off for the elite crews to discuss whatever.
Elite crews disperse to await 'The Bomber Controller's Whim'.
Young SAC sent in to tidy up after the 'Elite'.
Recovers 8 pistols and holsters.
Enter a very young Acting Pilot Officer (gash shag on Squadron) "Any of you chaps found a gun?".
How we laughed.