On a transit to Luqa from Scampton, our AEO decided that he needed to use his Vulcan pee tube. Which then leaked so that the contents ended up on the lowest part of the rear crew compartment - the entrance door. Where it froze...
Until, that is, we descended into the warmer air of Malta. As we taxied to the parking slot, out strode the Det Cdr ('Paddington Bear') in his smart KD, clutching 5 tinnies of Hopleaf for us. Before we could warn him, he opened the entrance door - with the inevitable result.
He was good enough to see the funny side though "Fine crew that, I bring them beer and they p*ss all over me!".