unreal
ha ha ha, was that a joke?
I am not so sure anyone with such perspective skills should be allowed anywhere near a flight deck..
Mitigating factors could only be that you just joined this as first job about 5 mins ago or you mainly fly your desk on 3rd floor..
The large majority around here are miserable and actively monitor the situation and make plans for option B, C and D when it inevitably gets imposible justifying staying.