It takes nearly five minutes before you realise the clown in the left hand seat is NOT the PF. However, this is a perfect illustration of “how not to do it.”
Piltdown, it takes 30 sec IF you listen, as you should, when the old man briefs. He says: its your leg.
But apart from that IŽd say I agree with your post. Used to fly with a chap who babbled 5 minutes in continuous monotone voice before t/o...bored me to death.