Ahh Penko, You beat me to it!
But NO!
All pax to the rear would tip it on its ass!
Consider all slides can be used on this AC : Use all. unless fire.
The Gimli Glider , a 767 , they started evac, but promply stopped when the second pax hit the first one in the head . Slide was vertical as I recall.
Any argument that I could do this better is overruled by the fact that it ended with no serious injury!
I also think that no evac is no option as most pax are voting with their feet after the big light show and the unusual attitude and smell that for sure entered the aircraft !
You all be careful when exiting Your armchair now.
Remember most accident happen in the home! ( In the triangle between the Armchair , the Fridge and the downstairs toilet!)
To the rest of you
Happy Landings