That’s actually very funny 😂 !!!!!
I suggest a Robinson ( without a jet stream ) . Most of your patients will miraculously recover when they see what they will be transported in !!!!! You can see it now ....broken leg , foot pointing backwards ...sees Robber in his Robbie and “ oh don’t worry ... I don’t need a lift . I think it’s only a sprain 🙈!!!). Job done !