1)
TOWER: 'Citation XXX follow the aircraft on Bravo.'
CITATION 'Thats not an aircraft, thats a Foxbat'.
2)
ITINERANT: XXX joining right downwind runway 18
Me backtracking and watching them join LEFT down runway 36 'Confirm left downwind for 36'?
ITINERANT: Confirm RIGHT downwind 36...
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