Sweetheart; no such luck, I'm not CASA and I'm not here to help you. Why use the same nickname as a dead croc, and where do You intend to work next ? Africa ?
ITCZ; the quote:"air of unreality" extends as well to how long this saga has been dragging on, consuming all of the time, tears, effort and money that it has.
To quote you again:"Knock the shonks, the also-rans and the incompetent on the head, quickly."
The problem underlying both of your quotes is the lack of regulation of who can get into the industry in the first place; the current answer - anyone ! There may be some implications in this for the "Darwin/NT" thread elsewhere. For example, the simple but very true conversation that you mentioned on that thread.
Somewhere, sometime, Honk featured in such a conversation.
While you acknowledge the relevance of such a conversation to any pilot's consequent first job, consider too the limitations of conversations like these in being unable to sort out that percentage of people who will a year later become the shonks, Honks, and also-rans that we all have to pay for.