APR co-ordinating with ADC:-
Landing order is BMA123, RYR123, KLM123 and coming up the rear is GREAT (not said phonetically).
Another co-ordination:-
I'll drop my shorts to the north and you can come inside me.
Heard this whilst working at EGLL:-
Female pilot:- we can take an intersection departure
Male ATCO:- i'de like you down the far end for a full length
Also at EGLL:-
ATCO:- BAW123 you were slightly left of the centreline on touchdown.
Captain:- Yes, and my F/O was slightly to the right.
B737, Strong crosswind (about 30kt) and bouncy landing, after touchdown:-
Pilot:- phew i'm glad i'm not based here!
ATCO:- the locally based crews say that the colour of adrenalin is brown
Cessna 150 after leaving CAS:-
Pilot:- Can I climb to high altitude?
ATCO:- Affirm, but standby while I co-ordinate with NASA