heres one from a few years back.
After a heated debate between a pilot and a groung controller over takeoff slot times, the pilot finally fell silent.then, all of a sudden, he said, on 121.9:'Ladies and gents, we apologise on behalf of xyz airlines for this delay.we hope your'e comfortable.we'd just like to let you all know that the delay is over a takeoff slot, which is totally beyond our control. in fact we at xyz airlines have a fantastic on time record, which is spoiled by the extreme inefficiency in the groung controllers...'
then came the controller's reply:'you might wanna tell that to your passengers...'