thanks lizardking old boy, great tips there - oasc should be a walk in the park after that. fortunately i went to public school, played lots of rugger, and can read both large and small newspapers. i even own deck shoes. i also possess a worldly sophistication and am devilishly handsome, with a natural tendency to delegate anything that comes my way. those comprehensive schoolers haven't a chance - i'm going to knock them straight back to whichever crime ravaged proletarian hellhole they came from.