NCO: Graduate from the university of life.
Officer: Holder of some pointless obscure degree.
NCO: Charming, energetic, intelligent, quick-witted master of all he or she surveys.
Officer: Attempts to emulate NCO, usually failing to achieve the high standards.
NCO: Has invested wisely for the future.
Officer: Forced to work for Billy Smarts.
NCO: Well dressed individual.
Officer: Wears same uniform for 12 years regardless of physical changes (must be painful).
NCO: Proud owner of colostomy bag.
Officer: What's a colostomy bag?
NCO: Has a love interest wherever they travel.
Officer: Black belt in hand-2-gland combat.
NCO: Very clever chap.
Officer: Head emptier than hermits address book.
Nibbles please.
Regrads 2 all.