Imagine how profitable the business could be if they applied that energy to actually running an Airline!
Not while they are running it, that's for sure....
I don't understand why they just don't add yet another manual to the list. QanSoc Newspeak. It would save them a LOT of time!
Newspeak is the language of the country of Oceania in the 1949 novel Nineteen Eighty-Four, by George Orwell. In the novel Oceania is a fictional totalitarian state ruled by the Party, who created the language to meet the ideological requirements of English Socialism (Ingsoc).[1] Newspeak is a controlled language, of restricted grammar and limited vocabulary, a linguistic design meant to limit the freedom of thought—personal identity, self-expression, free will—that ideologically threatens the régime of Big Brother and the Party, who thus criminalized such concepts as thoughtcrime, contradictions of Ingsoc orthodoxy.[
You can't make this stuff up.
PS: Thanks QF Angel 'Arthur D' for the suggestion. Reality Czech had a hand as well. I don't look forward to meeting either of you in a Ministry of Truth glass walled meeting room (Qf 'Campus') but I'm sure you won't hold that part against me! I can see ten fingers right now if you want....