Rumour has it that senior management at all NATS units have already been issued with their uniforms in preparation for this coming in.
Their kit consists of Teflon suits with sloping shoulders and a big pocket for the binoculars to look past the current problems and search for their bonuses.
I hope that if we bring in the uniform idea (OK by me as long as I can have a peaked hat with scrambled egg on the front) that we will also hold a 'Mingers Parade'. There's no point wearing a jacket and tie if you're the great unwashed (no names, no pack drill). I'd rather work next to a scruffy clean ATCO than a smart smelly one.
The Fragrant One
