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25th Nov 2019, 03:16
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Posted By jwcook

So Hoskins your saying its not a pusher propeller...

So Hoskins your saying its not a pusher propeller
No sir! they definitely installed the seats backwards.

Or

Could you clench your buttocks a little more pilot, the first class passengers feet...
2nd Sep 2019, 09:29
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Posted By jwcook

ah.. liver with some fava beans and a nice...

ah.. liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti FFSFFffsfsfsfffff
3rd Oct 2018, 06:50
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Posted By jwcook

Ah! New Jersey, weathers fine, prepare to...

Ah! New Jersey, weathers fine, prepare to returning tobacco and matches as the passengers disembark and Hoskins hows my Breakfast going?

Your Crepes Flambe is nearly ready Sir........
7th Jan 2016, 20:55
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Posted By jwcook

http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b617/jim246/34...

http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b617/jim246/34Iceburg1_zps89c84e71.jpg


Climate change proved to be a hoax after polar ice cap is spotted.
21st Sep 2015, 05:41
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Posted By jwcook

http://www.twinbeech.com/images/beech-18.jpg ...

http://www.twinbeech.com/images/beech-18.jpg

RAF 2020 - We have more wing commanders that Pilots...
12th Sep 2015, 05:59
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Posted By jwcook

We have a Mole in the ranks!. report anything...

We have a Mole in the ranks!. report anything suspicious!
9th Sep 2015, 07:12
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Posted By jwcook

Whichever way you look at it the Tongan Navy's...

Whichever way you look at it the Tongan Navy's gross tonnage has seen a huge increase.
7th Sep 2015, 12:53
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Posted By jwcook

Yellow hat "Impressive fog horn!" White hat...

Yellow hat "Impressive fog horn!"
White hat "Ummm - We haven't installed it yet!"
7th Sep 2015, 10:17
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Posted By jwcook

https://youtu.be/mOrzYVPfy_w

https://youtu.be/mOrzYVPfy_w
7th Sep 2015, 10:10
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Posted By jwcook

http://images.defence.gov.au/fotoweb/cmdrequest/re...

http://images.defence.gov.au/fotoweb/cmdrequest/rest/preview.fwx/20150831raaf8185068_0094.jpg?rt=1&f=C1A08C757C9E7E85E5396513519ED38ED476B4FD5489CE0A11EB1C644832F820804F5AB21A20CBB95011E3E53FB70CE493B...
5th Sep 2015, 22:53
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Posted By jwcook

ODDJOB! - Stop throwing the bloody hats....!!

ODDJOB! - Stop throwing the bloody hats....!!
5th Sep 2015, 22:49
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Posted By jwcook

"Its not often I get to ride anything that weighs...

"Its not often I get to ride anything that weighs less than me....."
3rd Sep 2015, 22:25
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Posted By jwcook

"Open the Door BAE HAL" "Sorry Dazza, I cannae...

"Open the Door BAE HAL"
"Sorry Dazza, I cannae do it"
3rd Sep 2015, 12:38
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Posted By jwcook

Its called an R2D2 and according to BAESYSTEMS it...

Its called an R2D2 and according to BAESYSTEMS it is the droid the Empire is seeking..... I'll just ring Lord Vader.

or

Embarrassingly their map reading skill were quite rusty, none of them...
2nd Sep 2015, 22:50
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Posted By jwcook

http://i1004.photobucket.com/albums/af162/CoffmanS...

http://i1004.photobucket.com/albums/af162/CoffmanStarter/IMG_1229_zpse9bmqvog.jpg

"It's MI.6 on the blower, apparently there is a covert Russian listening device installed in the room, have we...
29th Aug 2015, 22:23
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Posted By jwcook

Short and sweet is the way so its Judging time.. ...

Short and sweet is the way so its Judging time..


Honourable mention to Roadster280 with Captain, you won't discover this for another 40 years, but eventually, you will be famous for wearing a...
29th Aug 2015, 05:28
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Posted By jwcook

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v446/kardel/IMG_...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v446/kardel/IMG_3531_zpse4881e14.png

Its the strangest thing captain, no one with a red shirt wants to come down to the planet, Not even for free hampsters!!
29th Aug 2015, 00:20
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Posted By jwcook

Its illogical captain - But everytime we...

Its illogical captain - But everytime we transport the Williams sisters to Wimbledon these are left behind!
28th Aug 2015, 11:28
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Posted By jwcook

Captain we suspect someone has been cheating at...

Captain we suspect someone has been cheating at the coconut shy!
28th Aug 2015, 11:24
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Posted By jwcook

Its Minge Jim but not as we know it!

Its Minge Jim but not as we know it!
28th Aug 2015, 11:21
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Posted By jwcook

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v446/kardel/IMG_...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v446/kardel/IMG_3531_zpse4881e14.png

Goddamitt Spock don't be so literal, I know I said I would have Scottys big hairy balls on a platter if he left fixing the...
27th Aug 2015, 12:44
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Posted By jwcook

Well thank you kindly, quite a responsibility......

Well thank you kindly, quite a responsibility... try this one!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v446/kardel/IMG_3531_zpse4881e14.png
25th Aug 2015, 09:38
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Posted By jwcook

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/31/article-...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/31/article-2381996-1B14BDAE000005DC-536_634x709.jpg

What do you bloody mean its trained to kill heirs!

Errrr... thats Hares Sir
22nd Aug 2015, 11:43
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Posted By jwcook

To be fair its not the ugliest bird he's had on...

To be fair its not the ugliest bird he's had on his arm!
19th Aug 2015, 12:06
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Posted By jwcook

Err... nice graduation but I didn't expect my...

Err... nice graduation but I didn't expect my wings to have pads attached...


or

when wearing boxing gloves fails.
14th Aug 2015, 12:50
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Posted By jwcook

A little late on the round out Hoskins! ...

A little late on the round out Hoskins!

{Sorry I couldn't resist that one, or:-}



By undoing the prop lug nuts with his buttocks Hoskins proved he was officer material.
6th Aug 2015, 06:44
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Posted By jwcook

Chaos at the French customs emigration queue,...

Chaos at the French customs emigration queue, where crowds four deep waited to enter the Chunnel....
4th Aug 2015, 07:27
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Posted By jwcook

"Earrarr Sandra, if you stick your head up this...

"Earrarr Sandra, if you stick your head up this pipe and shout it makes your voice all echoy like my Gynaecologist.!"
3rd Aug 2015, 06:03
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Posted By jwcook

If anyone could suck start a jet engine it were...

If anyone could suck start a jet engine it were Sharon and Tracy!
28th Jul 2015, 23:23
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Posted By jwcook

Despite a week of bean currys the acapella...

Despite a week of bean currys the acapella display team were not able to recreate the thunderous roar of running engines.
8th Jul 2015, 22:38
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Posted By jwcook

http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosit...

http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2013/march/images/awesome_photos_collected_from_history_09.jpg

Many parents regretted taking their kids to see Quentin Tarantino's remake of...
6th Jul 2015, 22:34
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Posted By jwcook

Bambi's revenge.

Bambi's revenge.
6th Jul 2015, 05:21
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Posted By jwcook

Just at the moment Rudolph's red nose got him...

Just at the moment Rudolph's red nose got him vaporised - Blitzen thought "I'm glad I have a brown nose because i couldn't stop as fast as the others" .
6th Jul 2015, 03:19
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Posted By jwcook

Early plans for the Black buck raids were not a...

Early plans for the Black buck raids were not a success.

or

Captain darlings parting words suddenly made sense "Be careful of the rain dear!"
6th Jul 2015, 03:11
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Posted By jwcook

"Tally ho" Since the ban on fox hunting the...

"Tally ho"

Since the ban on fox hunting the blood sports brigade had gotten a lot more creative.
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