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Avoid imitations
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"Well dear, it's called an airbag and it's there to cushion the impact in the event of an accident. Why is it at the back? It's an Italian staff car, we'll be driving in reverse."
Avoid imitations
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"Thank God, at last the man from the pest control department is here. When I say "Go!", luv, you open that big white sack on the back of his truck and I'll throw this giant Tarantula on my hat straight in".
Evertonian
I don't care much for modern warfare. Mark my words, once the enemy see me emerging from the trenches at the Somme, they'll show some respect and join me out on the battlefield for a gentlemans fight!
Evertonian
The chap at the bottom says he's from some Taliban organisation and wanted to be included. I told him to f*** off! As if we need to deal with these desert blighters!
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"When I die my dear, will you bury me in it, then I will be forever known as Gordon Pasha of car tomb"
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"No my dear, you salute them with ones right hand, you use ones left to hold on to ones wallet."
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Well, to be brutally honest Darling, I'll be glad to leave this place. Never, in my entire life, have I stayed at a hotel where the light shades were so low to the ground!
Did you notice some were missing as we left though?
Did you notice some were missing as we left though?
