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Old 30th Aug 2015, 07:16
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Well played all ...
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Old 30th Aug 2015, 07:54
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Pfc Hoskins had entered a State of Suspended Animation - having forgotten his ammo !
 
Old 30th Aug 2015, 08:27
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"Enemy aircraft overhead three rounds rapid fire" ... Open 2,3 ... Out 2,3 ... Bang 2,3, Bang 2,3 Bang 2,3 ... In 2,3 ... Close 2,3
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Old 30th Aug 2015, 08:32
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Sgt, why doesn't it make a noise when I pull the trigger?

You don't really think we'd give you a loaded weapon, do you Buster?
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Old 30th Aug 2015, 08:38
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"So now we know where the Vaulting Pole got to !"
 
Old 30th Aug 2015, 08:44
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Leprechaun at back watches out for incoming.
 
Old 30th Aug 2015, 08:54
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I bought a Jeep.
You bought a Jeep?
I bought a Jeep.
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Old 30th Aug 2015, 08:55
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How the F%#$! do you cock this gun???
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Old 30th Aug 2015, 08:57
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Nutty liked nothing better than driving whilst facing backwards & steering with his arse!
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Old 30th Aug 2015, 08:58
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I say Carruthers the Pheasant Season has started early this year what ... what ...
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Old 30th Aug 2015, 08:59
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"I told you it was a bad idea to "try one round to see if it worked". Now you've gotta clean the gun - and what are you going to say to that limey Prince Charles when he finds his eagle down with a .50 slug in it ?"
 
Old 30th Aug 2015, 09:12
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We're going to sell them to the French. It's easier to retreat driving forwards, whilst having the gun facing backwards...
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Old 30th Aug 2015, 11:14
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"Dagga dagga dagga"
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Old 30th Aug 2015, 12:12
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"Today - Stukas.
Tomorrow - BMW drivers!"
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Old 30th Aug 2015, 13:00
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"start ya' bastard"
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Old 30th Aug 2015, 13:29
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"This'll be the last time a Hunter tries flying over this intersection"









He's a good mate of mine, before any of the 'bad taste brigade' start their predictable and inevitable whining
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Old 30th Aug 2015, 15:58
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Ooh...too soon.
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Old 31st Aug 2015, 10:32
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He's a good mate of mine, before any of the 'bad taste brigade' start their predictable and inevitable whining
Regardless, it ain't funny..
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Old 31st Aug 2015, 11:47
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I'm sure we hit that 50cal position
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Old 31st Aug 2015, 11:55
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Regardless, it ain't funny..
We all have differing humour. I await your next side-splitting caption with bated breath. Hopefully it'll be better than your previous offerings
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