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Forum: Military Aviation
18th Jan 2016, 09:39
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

Yes, yes, yes Group Captain. All very...

Yes, yes, yes Group Captain. All very interesting, I'm sure...


Now, would you mind directing me to the ladies' convenience? One is bursting for a waz.
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Nov 2015, 11:05
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

"Are you sure they'll be just as good as real...

"Are you sure they'll be just as good as real Durex, sir?"
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Feb 2015, 17:04
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

Looking down from the 87th deck of his yacht,...

Looking down from the 87th deck of his yacht, Putin still couldn't see that place called "Ukraine"
Forum: Military Aviation
7th May 2014, 20:55
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

"I know, my sister, she alway cry when I tell her...

"I know, my sister, she alway cry when I tell her I don't think you that ugry"


http://i536.photobucket.com/albums/ff321/taylortony/whisper_zps15e64658.jpg
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Feb 2014, 21:35
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

"OK, good. that's now reading 2 cubic feet of...

"OK, good. that's now reading 2 cubic feet of anal gas per 6 pints of Cobra and a vindaloo. Should blend in nicely.."
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Feb 2014, 16:06
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

"Wills, Wills, Wills - now that's enough! If...

"Wills, Wills, Wills - now that's enough! If you're really that concerned about it, I'll get my tailor up here and he can put a few tucks in here and there. For the record though, I don't think it...
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Feb 2014, 15:21
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

"I wouldn't worry, she'll never know. Anyway,...

"I wouldn't worry, she'll never know. Anyway, they could be anybody's teeth marks."
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Feb 2014, 14:39
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

"Well my son, you're quite right - that is one...

"Well my son, you're quite right - that is one very impressive skid mark! Now, quickly - let's get a photo and we'll swap it with Smiffy's...".
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Jan 2014, 15:04
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

"Bernard Matthews' turkey drumsticks - they're so...

"Bernard Matthews' turkey drumsticks - they're so versatile!!"


"I've got one in it at the moment actually..."
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Jan 2014, 09:21
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

"Well, we can't all have what we want, can we? I...

"Well, we can't all have what we want, can we? I bagsy The Clangers at 15:30, Jonesy can watch the Tele Tubbies at 16:00 and Wills, you'll just have to record Pingu and watch it later. It's a repeat...
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Jan 2014, 16:48
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

"Yes, very lucky sir, but at least you landed...

"Yes, very lucky sir, but at least you landed upright - and you won't forget your parachute next time, eh?"
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Jan 2014, 07:29
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

"Sorry Sir, should have mentioned it before....

"Sorry Sir, should have mentioned it before. Dobbin never did like the 'rear jump mount'..."
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Jan 2014, 00:05
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

"With respect Sir, maybe we should postpone the...

"With respect Sir, maybe we should postpone the Morris dancing rehearsals until the black ice has melted?"
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Jan 2014, 23:39
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

"See? I told you it was too early to discharge...

"See? I told you it was too early to discharge yourself from the physio after your skiing accident..."
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Jan 2014, 10:05
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

The crew waited patiently for Coff to re-post a...

The crew waited patiently for Coff to re-post a captionless pic and increment his post count once again. Tick tock. Tick tock...
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Jan 2014, 08:23
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

Day 3. Still can't find the handle for the anchor.

Day 3. Still can't find the handle for the anchor.
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Jan 2014, 19:45
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

"Fair enough - no door means no air freshener,...

"Fair enough - no door means no air freshener, but I still need something to bite on..."
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Jan 2014, 12:29
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

No walls meant no more Shampoos* for Hoskyns! ...

No walls meant no more Shampoos* for Hoskyns!


*Shampoo: a pretend toilet break taken for the sole purpose of avoiding an unpleasant task.
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Jan 2014, 08:53
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb137/viking622...

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb137/viking622/imagesGEN52N8S_zpsb6496df1.jpg


"So, back straight, arms up and hey presto - no more Bombay birthmarks*!"


*noun. those red patches evident...
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Jan 2014, 16:53
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

"YES - those are my bl00dy ears, now tell him to...

"YES - those are my bl00dy ears, now tell him to stop dicking around and get down. It's my turn to go on top".


http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01653/soldier220-_1653831f.jpg
Forum: Military Aviation
31st Dec 2013, 15:42
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

Well, another year over and what have you done..?...

Well, another year over and what have you done..? Here's the final judging call for 2013:


In third Place, Nutloose's giggles worth...
Runner up goes to Buster's 'coffee up the nose'...
But...
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Dec 2013, 13:41
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab71/prooner/11...

http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab71/prooner/115642078_zpsce4a7d1b.jpg

TTB couldn't believe the Caption Comp was about to slip over to page 2...


Last call for the final entries for 2013...
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Dec 2013, 15:04
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab71/prooner/11...

http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab71/prooner/115642078_zpsce4a7d1b.jpg
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Dec 2013, 09:20
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

I learned to drive in a MK I escort - the roof...

I learned to drive in a MK I escort - the roof lining was lovingly decorated with stiletto heel marks...

Anyway, many thanks Buster - let's try this one as the last entry for 2013...

...
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Dec 2013, 17:06
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

"Keep shaking her Stefan; my sniffer dog's always...

"Keep shaking her Stefan; my sniffer dog's always right."
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Dec 2013, 16:40
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

"Please just calm down Ma'am - you're having a...

"Please just calm down Ma'am - you're having a nightmare! It's only an electricity cable..."
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Dec 2013, 16:34
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

"QUICK - I CAN SEE THE HEAD!!"

"QUICK - I CAN SEE THE HEAD!!"
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Sep 2013, 06:46
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

"Son, I don't know who told you 'Always fight...

"Son, I don't know who told you 'Always fight fire with fire', but I'm afraid your career in Emergency Services is over"
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Sep 2013, 10:54
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab71/prooner/13...

http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab71/prooner/1317060652kSetkn_zps11ca312e.jpg

Here you go :ok:
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Jul 2013, 16:41
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

"Give him a carrot Ma'am and he might let you..."...

"Give him a carrot Ma'am and he might let you..."
...
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Jun 2013, 08:43
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

Irish International Rescue RT exchange: ...

Irish International Rescue RT exchange:

"...hang on der now Paddy, I tort I was refuelling you?"

"NO Seamus! I'm refuelling YOU...!"

"Alright den Paddy. I have a plan. Let's refuel each...
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Jun 2013, 14:45
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

Looking on ze bright side, at least it vill be...

Looking on ze bright side, at least it vill be easier to fix das slow puncture now...
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Jun 2013, 11:53
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

HANS!! Stop mit das radio calls! For ze last...

HANS!! Stop mit das radio calls! For ze last time, du ist nicht in IMC. Du ist in ein ploughed field! Now, turn off das engine und aus bekommen.
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Jun 2013, 11:22
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

Hans - vunce again. Das blau bit on das AH is...

Hans - vunce again. Das blau bit on das AH is die sky, nicht die sea...
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Jun 2013, 11:20
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,988,867
Posted By toptobottom

Vos hast du nicht verstehen mit das neu GPS?...

Vos hast du nicht verstehen mit das neu GPS? Track up/North up/Sky up?!

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n608/PingDit/WW1Crash.jpg
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