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3rd Dec 2019, 10:13
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Posted By cattletruck

The owner of the knickers said one of you unloads...

The owner of the knickers said one of you unloads too early but she didn't say who.
3rd Nov 2019, 09:11
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Posted By cattletruck

Off to put a cap or two in ol' Boris.

Off to put a cap or two in ol' Boris.
31st Oct 2019, 11:56
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Posted By cattletruck

No two snowflakes are the same.

No two snowflakes are the same.
5th Oct 2019, 06:55
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Posted By cattletruck

Pickle fork inspection.

Pickle fork inspection.
2nd Oct 2019, 12:15
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Posted By cattletruck

I'm not leaving the dinghy until you find my...

I'm not leaving the dinghy until you find my watch.
26th Sep 2019, 10:40
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Posted By cattletruck

Don't believe everything your leader says...

Don't believe everything your leader says numbnuts. It's quicker to walk.
23rd Sep 2019, 11:46
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Posted By cattletruck

Just wait till the new owner sees the bill for...

Just wait till the new owner sees the bill for his new R22 with the power option.
21st Sep 2019, 11:52
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Posted By cattletruck

And on the other side of the truck it reads "Now...

And on the other side of the truck it reads "Now get your f-ing @ss out of my office"

(whoops, a bit slow there. Well done Buster).
17th Sep 2019, 13:03
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Posted By cattletruck

"She'll be coming around the mountain when she...

"She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes" wasn't a cue for a sing-a-long.
13th Sep 2019, 11:09
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Posted By cattletruck

Not quite the happy ending the film director...

Not quite the happy ending the film director asked for.

(previous cap com: 100+ ladders and not one hi-vis vest).
26th Aug 2019, 11:33
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Posted By cattletruck

Normally it ain't a problem whilst the screws are...

Normally it ain't a problem whilst the screws are turning however that obnoxious vinegar smell emanating from Flt Lt Pettigrove's plane has well and truly thrown the dogs off the scent.
28th Jun 2019, 12:46
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Posted By cattletruck

And what was the weather like? Ruff! ...

And what was the weather like?

Ruff!

(apologies, someone had to say it)
21st Jun 2019, 11:52
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Posted By cattletruck

Air Stewardess: "Wanna join the Milo high...

Air Stewardess: "Wanna join the Milo high club?"
7th Jun 2019, 10:42
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Posted By cattletruck

1940's In-Flight Entertainment system still...

1940's In-Flight Entertainment system still operational.
31st May 2019, 10:22
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Posted By cattletruck

"Hi mummy, you know I don't like smoking, I don't...

"Hi mummy, you know I don't like smoking, I don't like my hair-cut, and my fit-bit watch is lying to me, but I only do this because daddy used to say it's what you like in a man."
29th May 2019, 11:54
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Posted By cattletruck

A young Elton tries to come to terms with what...

A young Elton tries to come to terms with what happened to his grand piano.
24th May 2019, 12:01
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Posted By cattletruck

Whenever in doubt with a government tender, use a...

Whenever in doubt with a government tender, use a bimbo with great hair.
4th May 2019, 12:16
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Posted By cattletruck

Now serving - Tesco meat.

Now serving - Tesco meat.
26th Apr 2019, 09:02
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Posted By cattletruck

I'll show you a holey spirit.

I'll show you a holey spirit.
20th Apr 2019, 11:31
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Posted By cattletruck

Standard departure involves around 30 torque...

Standard departure involves around 30 torque rolls.
6th Apr 2019, 13:54
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Posted By cattletruck

The latest European aircraft manufacturing...

The latest European aircraft manufacturing consortium suddenly discovers a discrepancy between English Ells and French Lignes.
26th Mar 2019, 09:02
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Posted By cattletruck

Then some smart slave driving manager realised...

Then some smart slave driving manager realised that if the skids don't leave the ground then crew flight hours won't accumulate.
20th Mar 2019, 09:38
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Posted By cattletruck

Dot finally got the message and never made...

Dot finally got the message and never made another noise complaint.
18th Mar 2019, 09:50
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Posted By cattletruck

The Met Office just issued a revised forecast...

The Met Office just issued a revised forecast "Minus key inoperative".
17th Mar 2019, 11:25
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Views: 10,868,233
Posted By cattletruck

C'mon lads keep digging, that "Gaining an R.A.F....

C'mon lads keep digging, that "Gaining an R.A.F. Pilots Brevet In WWII" thread must be around here.
12th Mar 2019, 10:43
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Posted By cattletruck

Cold war base commander: "What's a cafe and a...

Cold war base commander: "What's a cafe and a highway doing on my airfield!"
8th Mar 2019, 09:13
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Posted By cattletruck

Our crack pilots can do their mission in their...

Our crack pilots can do their mission in their sleep.
1st Mar 2019, 09:05
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Views: 10,868,233
Posted By cattletruck

Now we be talking like pirates.

Now we be talking like pirates.
14th Feb 2019, 10:21
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Posted By cattletruck

This'll teach ya to splash someone else's boots.

This'll teach ya to splash someone else's boots.
13th Feb 2019, 09:42
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Posted By cattletruck

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/...

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/720x478/fb_img_1512044778474_9e7806f058f3b462d9175ee967cce01ef988537f_4195155edfeafb8aba0a9aa525dc3942a713d915_6456fcb4eb5491064c5a44075385acf935dec1d...
8th Feb 2019, 09:05
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By cattletruck

This picture was attached to the MR and it aint a...

This picture was attached to the MR and it aint a Tupolev.
31st Jan 2019, 09:57
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Posted By cattletruck

Brexit strategists.

Brexit strategists.
28th Jan 2019, 05:39
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Posted By cattletruck

Laundry day.

Laundry day.
26th Jan 2019, 11:46
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Posted By cattletruck

Flagman: Standby while we hook up the magenta...

Flagman: Standby while we hook up the magenta line.
15th Jan 2019, 09:19
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,233
Posted By cattletruck

My apologies for being caught with my pants down...

My apologies for being caught with my pants down again. Thank you JAVELINBOY for doing the honours, and by all means please be the judge of this one.

My entry below

"Sorry, we appear to have...
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