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13th May 2016, 11:43
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Posted By Pontius

The Ron Weasley School Of Flying was having less...

The Ron Weasley School Of Flying was having less luck since they sold the Ford Anglia.
8th May 2016, 05:02
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Posted By Pontius

Thought of this immediately...

Thought of this immediately (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LOBEdSEono)
1st Apr 2016, 06:11
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Views: 10,868,233
Posted By Pontius

Even with the best wand in the World Of Wizadry,...

Even with the best wand in the World Of Wizadry, Harry's career path had taken a bit of a downturn after killing Voldemort.
3rd Mar 2016, 22:54
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Posted By Pontius

"Well, this is the invoice for 3000 of them but...

"Well, this is the invoice for 3000 of them but it would appear that only Colonel Blink has so far received his invisible rifle"
27th Feb 2016, 01:24
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Posted By Pontius

"Okay, okay, I'm short and stout but what is a...

"Okay, okay, I'm short and stout but what is a teapot?"
26th Jan 2016, 11:12
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Views: 10,868,233
Posted By Pontius

Bruce began to wonder if the tether for his ACME...

Bruce began to wonder if the tether for his ACME Rocketman pack was really up to the job.

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Bruce and Ng had got their 'behind you'...
15th Nov 2015, 12:21
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Posted By Pontius

Oh, how we laughed as Colonel Woo realised what...

Oh, how we laughed as Colonel Woo realised what was coming next as a result of his hat indiscretion.
4th Sep 2015, 04:13
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Posted By Pontius

"This Naughty Words-O-Meter is rubbish. At least...

"This Naughty Words-O-Meter is rubbish. At least I can spell BOOBS on my calculator"

Or

"I know it's been a long day Group Captain but Kirk says stand forward a bit more under the panel and...
31st Aug 2015, 11:55
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Views: 10,868,233
Posted By Pontius

We all have differing humour. I await your next...

We all have differing humour. I await your next side-splitting caption with bated breath. Hopefully it'll be better than your previous offerings :rolleyes:
30th Aug 2015, 13:29
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Posted By Pontius

"This'll be the last time a Hunter tries flying...

"This'll be the last time a Hunter tries flying over this intersection"
6th Jun 2015, 03:43
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Views: 10,868,233
Posted By Pontius

"You're right, Venus, wearing trousers does stop...

"You're right, Venus, wearing trousers does stop that annoying whistling noise we get when wearing skirts."

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Timothy thought it was damned poor form...
12th May 2015, 03:25
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Posted By Pontius

Dr Venus wondered: the XL on the door, XL on his...

Dr Venus wondered: the XL on the door, XL on his shirt; could it be that everything about this captain was XL and XL 5 at that!
16th Apr 2015, 13:50
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Posted By Pontius

Far too good, Hempy :ok:

Far too good, Hempy :ok:
24th Dec 2014, 00:26
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Posted By Pontius

"So, about this new chap in procurement; Dr Seuss...

"So, about this new chap in procurement; Dr Seuss you say....."
13th Dec 2014, 04:16
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Posted By Pontius

"Yes, I am agreeing the white-walled tyres are a...

"Yes, I am agreeing the white-walled tyres are a lovely touch but the plans don't mention anything about bells on the prop tips."
25th Sep 2014, 00:59
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Views: 10,868,233
Posted By Pontius

As his map floated away on the breeze, the Army...

As his map floated away on the breeze, the Army politely ignored the Admiral's flatulence issues.


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"Army Grand Design Team, my...
4th Sep 2014, 23:13
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,233
Posted By Pontius

Next on the baseball improvisation course;...

Next on the baseball improvisation course; crafting a ball from a cat.
18th Aug 2014, 03:09
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,233
Posted By Pontius

"So, with a twist of the knob, out pop the legs...

"So, with a twist of the knob, out pop the legs and the torpedo is now in land target mode".
8th Aug 2014, 09:45
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Posted By Pontius

Guptar couldn't help but think Wu's 'behind a...

Guptar couldn't help but think Wu's 'behind a pane of glass' mime was lacking something.
8th Aug 2014, 01:05
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Posted By Pontius

"More effort required Wu. Sticking a barely...

"More effort required Wu. Sticking a barely visible flag in the top of your regular uniform cap is not going to win you anything in the Easter bonnet competition".
26th Jun 2014, 07:00
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By Pontius

"Better get used to that position, Smudge, as the...

"Better get used to that position, Smudge, as the Crabs are going to do the same thing to us with the F35 as they have with this machine".
...
7th May 2014, 13:38
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,233
Posted By Pontius

From what I remember last night, the girl on your...

From what I remember last night, the girl on your immediate right is closest in her size estimation. By the way, why are the blokes playing this game?
27th Mar 2014, 00:53
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,233
Posted By Pontius

The early years of role disposal for the Jaguar...

The early years of role disposal for the Jaguar was a simple affair.
13th Mar 2014, 01:17
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,233
Posted By Pontius

Yes, this used to be a bone dry salt bed but the...

Yes, this used to be a bone dry salt bed but the results of the melting polar ice caps give you a good idea of how long this particular caption competition has been going on.





Was that...
10th Mar 2014, 05:02
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,233
Posted By Pontius

"I have to admit, when they said we were getting...

"I have to admit, when they said we were getting Trents I did think they were talking about Rolls Royce and not rivers".
12th Dec 2013, 09:28
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,233
Posted By Pontius

"That's right Mr Cameron, sir", (giggle, giggle)...

"That's right Mr Cameron, sir", (giggle, giggle) "This is Admiral Away Sea Boat and I'm here with all the other top neddies of the armed forces and I can confirm we don't want the carriers any more...
29th Nov 2013, 05:38
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Views: 10,868,233
Posted By Pontius

Pilot Officer Kyte had a tenuous grip on the...

Pilot Officer Kyte had a tenuous grip on the banter regarding the Jag and the curvature of the Earth.

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Crab Air at its finest.

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16th Oct 2013, 08:16
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Views: 10,868,233
Posted By Pontius

With so many Russians in the sea and Poles on the...

With so many Russians in the sea and Poles on the beach, Southsea was developing a distinctly Soviet Bloc feel.
16th Oct 2013, 02:16
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,233
Posted By Pontius

"Akula! It's f#*king freezing in here"

"Akula! It's f#*king freezing in here"
16th Oct 2013, 02:08
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,233
Posted By Pontius

Dear Sir, I take umbrage at the the most...

Dear Sir,

I take umbrage at the the most recent photograph to be targeted in the, so called, Caption Competition.

It is a well known fact that the sensitivities of many people are affected by...
30th Sep 2013, 09:28
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,233
Posted By Pontius

The ballet dancers of 800 get serious in their...

The ballet dancers of 800 get serious in their rendition of Swan Lake.
3rd Sep 2013, 10:33
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Views: 10,868,233
Posted By Pontius

"From this distance? No snags, girls"

"From this distance? No snags, girls"
3rd Sep 2013, 05:57
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,233
Posted By Pontius

"Stick you tongues out an say 'ahhh', girls....

"Stick you tongues out an say 'ahhh', girls. Don't worry about this; it's my patented tongue depressor"
4th Jul 2013, 04:16
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,233
Posted By Pontius

With his army, Cousin Itt was feeling more...

With his army, Cousin Itt was feeling more confident in his quest to oust Gomez from the head of the Family.
3rd Jun 2013, 05:41
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,233
Posted By Pontius

"Scroggins, get down those stairs and Photshop...

"Scroggins, get down those stairs and Photshop the fire so it looks like it really has got a fu*#ing huge helicopter hovering over it."

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