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22nd Dec 2014, 18:14
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Posted By Mend em

Bruce 1 (on left) thinks: 'Blimey, just think of...

Bruce 1 (on left) thinks: 'Blimey, just think of the sheep that've used this trough'

Bruce 2 (on right) thinks: 'Blimey, just think of the sheep that've used this trough - ooerr mate, tissues...
13th Apr 2014, 19:41
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Posted By Mend em

A second generation of former US marines have...

A second generation of former US marines have been found living in a wallpaper and curtain shop in downtown Manila. 'What do you mean the war's over?'
21st Feb 2014, 19:38
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Posted By Mend em

'Sorry mister - I'm not a real welder you know'

'Sorry mister - I'm not a real welder you know'
5th Jan 2014, 12:15
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Posted By Mend em

Just goes to show that the US military is not as...

Just goes to show that the US military is not as full of s**t as it used to be.
11th Aug 2013, 14:49
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Posted By Mend em

'After that little reminder, do you think old Al...

'After that little reminder, do you think old Al Fayad has finally got it - he's not bloody British?'

'Not sure - the 99 up the nose was OK, but the choc ice down the pants reminded me of school'
19th Jul 2013, 20:43
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Posted By Mend em

Young contestants in the Station families day...

Young contestants in the Station families day 'It's A Knockout' run away from special guest St***t H**l when he tried to play with their joysticks.
27th Mar 2013, 22:23
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Posted By Mend em

'Where's that voice coming from...I can hardly...

'Where's that voice coming from...I can hardly understand the accent... I think it said "made by unit 1501 of the Korean People's Army"...'



(doffs cap to Satellite Driver ...
2nd Nov 2012, 18:42
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Posted By Mend em

Well sir, I reckon that free-fall record should...

Well sir, I reckon that free-fall record should last until at least 2012.

(With a nod to Coffman ;))
28th Oct 2012, 22:15
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Posted By Mend em

The CO's new approach to the annual fitness tests...

The CO's new approach to the annual fitness tests certainly reduced the number of 'fails'
23rd Oct 2012, 20:18
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Posted By Mend em

Taken from a 'Ground Force in the Near East...

Taken from a 'Ground Force in the Near East Special'

Cut to Alan Titchmarsh: 'And in a few moments Charlie Dimmock will be along to connect the hosepipe up to form a really, quite smashing water...
21st Oct 2012, 21:16
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Posted By Mend em

What do you mean 'Gate Guardians are supposed to...

What do you mean 'Gate Guardians are supposed to be alongside the gate, not instead of?'
14th Oct 2012, 12:12
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Posted By Mend em

The 'Hackney Orphanage Boys Brigade and London...

The 'Hackney Orphanage Boys Brigade and London Transport Automated Conductor Builds Flying Saucer' part of the London Olympics Opening Ceremony was as baffling to the foreigners as all the rest - but...
2nd Oct 2012, 22:11
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Posted By Mend em

Judging at the newly developed X-games sport of...

Judging at the newly developed X-games sport of synchronised sky diving was proving more difficult than planned

Or

The 21st century version of clay pigeon shooting, using somewhat larger...
30th Sep 2012, 15:43
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Posted By Mend em

Following a windy day in the Gulf: OK back to...

Following a windy day in the Gulf: OK back to work, need to dig out the rest of the carrier,
29th Sep 2012, 08:50
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Posted By Mend em

Alan Tracey needs no help in getting the Mole...

Alan Tracey needs no help in getting the Mole back into Pod 5 ready for Thunderbird 2 to return to base.

(For older viewers)
27th Sep 2012, 20:22
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Posted By Mend em

Honest Ma'am, I told them to shove a broom up my...

Honest Ma'am, I told them to shove a broom up my a**e so as I could sweep up at the same time - but some fool corporal fixed this shovel instead and I ended up throwing a bit of sand around
25th Sep 2012, 18:57
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Posted By Mend em

Oi Nutloose!

'Ok who put the superglue on the door frame?' - I've already done that one.

Last time I made that mistake I got red-carded...
20th Sep 2012, 21:36
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Posted By Mend em

What do you mean, 'don't touch the window seal...

What do you mean, 'don't touch the window seal there's superglue on it'?


or


Thinks bubble ' Do I still have a pulse, yes got a pulse... am I still breathing, yes I'm still breathing......
30th Apr 2012, 21:20
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Posted By Mend em

Bob Carolgees' Grandad, co-incidently also called...

Bob Carolgees' Grandad, co-incidently also called Bob, and the original of his act, 'Spit the Koala' derived when on Concert Party duty. Essentially a brummie accent, a big moustache, a furry puppet...
2nd Apr 2012, 22:07
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Posted By Mend em

Red Leader in the new Combined Forces Display...

Red Leader in the new Combined Forces Display Team steams into the wind for the first part of the 2012 routine.
18th Mar 2012, 23:09
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Posted By Mend em

Budgie the aircraft plays hide and seek with his...

Budgie the aircraft plays hide and seek with his smaller friends 'They'll never find me here' he thinks to himself with a smirk.
18th Mar 2012, 23:05
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Posted By Mend em

Airfix admit to quality control problems with...

Airfix admit to quality control problems with their aircraft carrier kits.
11th Mar 2012, 19:55
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Posted By Mend em

Or - reminded of the old ones... 'Dicky Daido' c 1979

'One black one, one white one and one with a bit of sh*** on and one with a fairy light on to show you the way"
11th Mar 2012, 19:52
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Posted By Mend em

"I am not worthy, I am not worthy, take me to...

"I am not worthy, I am not worthy, take me to your leader"

Thinks - 'well it works in the films'.
2nd Jan 2012, 17:51
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Posted By Mend em

'One's a ginger, cartoon-like figure of fun who...

'One's a ginger, cartoon-like figure of fun who can't speak in public, the other's a glove puppet'.

(The old ones are the best)
27th Dec 2011, 09:07
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Posted By Mend em

Remember what we said lads - as soon as we're all...

Remember what we said lads - as soon as we're all at the end, we jump together and that should be enough lift to kick start his bloody sleigh
25th Dec 2011, 22:19
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Posted By Mend em

'Fetch' ...

'Fetch' .
21st Dec 2011, 21:07
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Posted By Mend em

SORRY SORRY SORRY

In my defence, I only scrolled back to the second copy of the picture...

Red card acknowledged
20th Dec 2011, 14:46
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Posted By Mend em

When being informed of his placement with the US...

When being informed of his placement with the US Marines, Scroggs had been reassured that although his 'made in the UK' kit was still in development, his superior training would undoubtedly...
19th Dec 2011, 12:05
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Posted By Mend em

Audience: 'He's behind you' Sergeant...

Audience: 'He's behind you'

Sergeant Dandini: 'Oh no he isn't'

Audience: 'Oh yes he is'

Continues ad nauseum
25th Nov 2011, 12:39
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Posted By Mend em

'Ugh'.........

'Ugh'.........
21st Nov 2011, 16:49
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Posted By Mend em

Don't forget, next time round we light the fart.

Don't forget, next time round we light the fart.
14th Nov 2011, 21:58
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Posted By Mend em

... and when the second engine stops, put your...

... and when the second engine stops, put your head between your legs and kiss your a**e goodbye...
12th Nov 2011, 19:55
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Views: 10,868,400
Posted By Mend em

:D Oh that's dreadful....

:D Oh that's dreadful....
12th Nov 2011, 18:22
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Posted By Mend em

'Ah, so that's the difference between a Tomcat...

'Ah, so that's the difference between a Tomcat and an Eagle - about 3 feet of ground clearance'
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