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Old 3rd Apr 2012, 16:44
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"Damn the bloody lift has over run the stops again...... Sh*t, we're level with the Bridge."

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Old 4th Apr 2012, 09:25
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Following its initial trials & instant decomissioning the HMS Prince of Wales had been in the scrap yard for 6 months when the metal recovery team realised they'd missed something
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Old 4th Apr 2012, 10:20
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According to Mr Osborne, we're going to save on fuel by doing the Olympic security patrols being dragged around London on a Thames dredger.
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Old 4th Apr 2012, 12:25
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"Hey Goose, I don't remember them giving us a return route in the brief...."
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Old 4th Apr 2012, 13:03
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Call the Ba...oh, we're down.
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Old 4th Apr 2012, 19:46
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Old 4th Apr 2012, 20:12
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"Start the conveyor belt!"
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Old 4th Apr 2012, 20:43
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'New long range belly tank gives global reach'
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Old 4th Apr 2012, 20:58
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What an aircraft. It doesn't get any better than that.
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Old 4th Apr 2012, 21:48
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"Mary, what exactly were you wishing for when you rubbed that old navigation light?"
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Old 5th Apr 2012, 01:24
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Ok Mav, ask the HKG tower for taxi clearance. We've got all the rubber dog sht we can carry.
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Old 5th Apr 2012, 10:15
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'Top Gun 2 - The Budget strikes back!'
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Old 5th Apr 2012, 10:33
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"Right, I'll give you the nod when the skippers on the bridge, then hit the burners"
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Old 5th Apr 2012, 23:11
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The truth behind Cougars landing de-classified...."what actually happened"
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Old 6th Apr 2012, 00:35
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"Zeke...when yo said dere was a dang Tomcat on der barge, I was gonna get my shotgurn"
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Old 6th Apr 2012, 07:42
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Government plans for a third airport in the Thames estuary were scaled down somewhat, due to budget constraints.
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Old 6th Apr 2012, 11:04
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All very good so far!!! Judging tomorrow evening!!!!
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Old 6th Apr 2012, 18:38
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Build your very own 1:1 scale Future Carrier by collecting a new piece with every monthly issue! Your first magazine issue comes with a ready-finished section of flight deck and fighter, fully painted and merely awaiting the next 4,500,000 issues.......

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Old 6th Apr 2012, 21:33
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Easy peasy
Had a similar situation with a B52 and an aircraft carrier.
Wait until hurricane season and a cat 5 storm - point into the
wind and at full throttle, the plane should just rise off the deck...
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Old 7th Apr 2012, 01:48
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You Moron !!!!

I ordered a Nato stock number item 89-555-67-89A F14D model airplane desk size, for official gifts; not a Nato stock number 89-555-67-89B.

Take it back and get me the right one ASAP as the CO's retirement party is in 1 hour !

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Ah Sir, I see our new P2F (pay to fight) candidate is reporting on board with his personal effects. Boy I sure miss the old days when the service actually gave you an airplane.....
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