Caption competition

[dazdaz1]

Do hurry-up Julian, there's a bloody great shark swimming around my legs.

[Danny42C]

"Get on with it, it's bloody cold down 'ere !"

[Big Pistons Forever]

From the guy in the cockpit:

"No thanks, I will just take the ladder"

[Big Pistons Forever]

I say Smythe, those socks aren't regulation What !

[ricardian]

SWI: "Where's your tie airman? Bloody aircrew!"

[ShyTorque]

"Here - pull my finger!"

[CoffmanStarter]

Algy ... I say ... aren't you supposed to wear tight Lycra if you go wing walking

[Haraka]

"Yeah , sure ....... So now, of course, you're just going for help!"

[Vzlet]

Efforts to improve the F-35's cable snagging ability were not going well.

[Dan Gerous]

Never had this hassle climbing el capitan

[Finningley Boy]

Right, that's it almost tied, when I give the thumb's up, haul away then we'll have another crack at it!

FB

[CoffmanStarter]

"Say again Lima-9" ... correction ... "Are you having trouble 6-Tango"

[Buster Hyman]

Captain Bondage was of the opinion that there was never a bad time...

[pohm1]

Test pilot checks climb rate.

P1

[Danny42C]

From " 'im 'oo was below": Are you quite sure you have the wing made fast ? This business of the captain going down with his ship is strictly for the birds , IMHO !"

0r:

"You can't leave me to drown - I haven't completed the A-25 yet !"

[ShyTorque]

Man in cockpit:

"So, Sir, did I pass my check ride, or not?"

[Buster Hyman]

Man in cockpit...again;

"Thank you for flying Ryanair!"

[Surplus]

C'mon Bogie, get a move on, pulling this should be a doddle compared to the African Queen.

[Roadster280]

"The practice of pushing aircraft off the flight deck when absolutely necessary on operations is well understood and endorsed, but all ranks are reminded to ensure that the crew have vacated the aircraft first".

[Roadster280]

"Gents, it is often said that any landing you can walk away from is a good one. Therefore, you two are in the ****".