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Forum: Military Aviation
14th Dec 2019, 04:25
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

As we all know, the definition of frustration is...

As we all know, the definition of frustration is 'Two fat bellies and a short pr!ck'.
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Dec 2019, 23:52
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

I promise, there's no need to use a condom, I've...

I promise, there's no need to use a condom, I've had a gasectomy.
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Dec 2019, 09:10
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

(Not a caption) Thanks Kiltrash, in Sydney we're...

(Not a caption) Thanks Kiltrash, in Sydney we're fine apart from lots of smoke. Outside of Sydney & elsewhere, there are people who've lost houses, crops, fences and a couple of lives.

"Do you...
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Nov 2019, 10:43
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

Sings: "One of these days these boots are going...

Sings: "One of these days these boots are going to walk all over you...."
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Nov 2019, 05:50
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

"No, Horatio couldn't see any ships through his...

"No, Horatio couldn't see any ships through his either, Lady Hamilton."
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Nov 2019, 23:30
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

Right ho, Meghan. Off we go into the tunnel and...

Right ho, Meghan. Off we go into the tunnel and I'll show you how it should done!
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Oct 2019, 10:33
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

It was just a little fart, then suddenly... Just...

It was just a little fart, then suddenly... Just as well no one else here gets to eat meat.
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Oct 2019, 08:57
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

When Manfred was told that he'd do his initial...

When Manfred was told that he'd do his initial training in a Cub, this wasn't what he expected.
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Oct 2019, 07:37
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

I told you Hans, if you don't know where you are,...

I told you Hans, if you don't know where you are, ask a policeman.
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Oct 2019, 21:37
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

Extinction Rebellion told their protesters to...

Extinction Rebellion told their protesters to stay firm, but some got carried away.
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Oct 2019, 01:15
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

After his unfortunate experience when playing...

After his unfortunate experience when playing leapfrog with Ernst Rhom, Adolph changed the rules.
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Oct 2019, 07:08
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

Rudolph Hess, the original model for Dilbert.

Rudolph Hess, the original model for Dilbert.
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Oct 2019, 22:20
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

"How do I steer this bull?"

"How do I steer this bull?"
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Oct 2019, 08:43
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

"So, Captain Dudley, have you been in this...

"So, Captain Dudley, have you been in this position before?
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Sep 2019, 00:43
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

Truck driver: "Didn't you see the stop...

Truck driver: "Didn't you see the stop sign?"
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Sep 2019, 07:20
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

Matron had warned the nurses that Bloggs was...

Matron had warned the nurses that Bloggs was likely to be a handful.
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Sep 2019, 02:10
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

Tuck! I said I wanted a hospital TUCK!.

Tuck! I said I wanted a hospital TUCK!.
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Sep 2019, 22:32
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

"He's behind you."

"He's behind you."
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Sep 2019, 23:42
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

Despite not doing very well on his 'knife and...

Despite not doing very well on his 'knife and forker', Starshy Praporshchic Putin eventually passed officer training and went on to great heights.
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Aug 2019, 08:49
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

When Bloggs was told he'd be flying to Nether...

When Bloggs was told he'd be flying to Nether Wallop, the Nav thought he'd said "Wear the fox hat.", and called on his chum Hyphen-Hyphen-Smythe for assistance.
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Aug 2019, 00:20
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

Hoskins, I said 'Shoot!', not 'Chute.'

Hoskins, I said 'Shoot!', not 'Chute.'
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Aug 2019, 22:36
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

"You do exactly what I tell you, and nothing but....

"You do exactly what I tell you, and nothing but. Now, drop the undercarriage."
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Aug 2019, 07:27
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

All together now... "When you're happy and you...

All together now...
"When you're happy and you know it, clap your hands..."
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Jul 2019, 01:52
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

North Korea attempts a remake of "McHale's...

North Korea attempts a remake of "McHale's Navy"
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Jul 2019, 23:27
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

No worries, in an a-hole that size, it will fit...

No worries, in an a-hole that size, it will fit so easily, we won't even need Vaseline.
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Jul 2019, 01:15
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

In the absence of a wardroom piano, they just had...

In the absence of a wardroom piano, they just had to find an alternative.
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Jul 2019, 12:46
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

Inspired by the pushmi-pullyu, Dr. Doolittle went...

Inspired by the pushmi-pullyu, Dr. Doolittle went to work for Opel.
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Jul 2019, 10:58
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

Not a caption as it's not original: "The new...

Not a caption as it's not original: "The new Vauxhall Brexit: looks like it's heading one way, but when it moves it goes in another and ultimately has no idea where it will end up."
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Jul 2019, 23:19
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

No, Hoskings, crop spraying is usually done from...

No, Hoskings, crop spraying is usually done from above the ground.
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Jun 2019, 11:44
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

That's something to chew on. (Not a caption.)

That's something to chew on. (Not a caption.)
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Jun 2019, 23:10
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

Beaggles knew there was something different about...

Beaggles knew there was something different about flying in the southern hemisphere, but had to paws to think what it was.
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Jun 2019, 10:39
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

Bloggs's rotisserie was inspired by a bird strike.

Bloggs's rotisserie was inspired by a bird strike.
Forum: Military Aviation
19th May 2019, 08:00
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

When Hoskins wouldn't slow down his exits, it was...

When Hoskins wouldn't slow down his exits, it was necessary to find a faster 'Follow Me' car.
Forum: Military Aviation
15th May 2019, 07:54
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

"Alex the Aeroplane...

"Alex the Aeroplane (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/636120683/alex-the-airplane-aviation-children-stories) Gets an Enema" was not the most successful kid's story book.
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Apr 2019, 06:53
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,998,235
Posted By Hydromet

"Corporal Bloggs, when you were told to disguise...

"Corporal Bloggs, when you were told to disguise yourself as a Taliban, perhaps you should have done a bit more research."
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