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"I'll have you know her knickers are nothing to be sniffed at"
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They must be officers, look they have little cords to stop them losing their guns, just like the one their mums threaded through their coats to stop them losing their mitts""
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"This isn't what I meant when I said isn't it about time you got a bloody round in"
Think bubble above both the contestemts
( little does he know I bribed Bertie £100 to load his gun with blanks)
think bubble above Berties head
( thanks for the £200 chaps neither of you will live to see I swindled both of you)
( little does he know I bribed Bertie £100 to load his gun with blanks)
think bubble above Berties head
( thanks for the £200 chaps neither of you will live to see I swindled both of you)
RAF penchant for exaggeration was later confirmed with each pilot claiming two kills at the subsequent de-brief.
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"Got ya, a bit late on the round out there Hoskins"
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"Well she did say, do you both fancy a threesome and bring protection, you ready to go?"
Jose' having walked into the wrong dressing room at Old Trafford through force of habit, Ole challenges him to a shoot out between Rashford and Kane, no ones taking my job he cried.
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My Kodak and Mr Polaroid wished digital imagery would come along soon so preventing finger smudges on the developed prints
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The Boots photographic assistant regrets miss setting the development timer and was a bit hasty. Her next batch was to be a run of irreplaceable wedding picture roll
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The Boots photographic assistant regrets miss setting the development timer and was a bit hasty. Her next batch was to be a run of irreplaceable wedding picture roll
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"In Germany they give you one round to take the gentlemans way out, in the UK they call it shortages and budget cuts"