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Forum: African Aviation
2nd Sep 2020, 06:34
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

You know you’re in Africa when you think any car,...

You know you’re in Africa when you think any car, dripping water is leaking coolant. When in fact, it is condensed water from an actual functional air conditioner.
Forum: African Aviation
20th Aug 2020, 21:39
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

You know you’re in Africa when you get new...

You know you’re in Africa when you get new 737-800’s and they’re ordered with zero options and picked by a committee of individuals who have never seen an airplane. When they are told that the...
Forum: African Aviation
12th Dec 2019, 02:49
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

ive landed a 737-800 on that runway at 2000kg...

ive landed a 737-800 on that runway at 2000kg below max landing weight, before they extended it...just sayin.
Forum: African Aviation
4th Dec 2019, 20:13
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

This is one of the more colorful and entertaining...

This is one of the more colorful and entertaining threads on Pprune. I was at the shiny, not new, but remodeled terminal of the only international airport in a certain country on the equator, next...
Forum: African Aviation
12th Mar 2018, 00:51
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

You know you’re in afrika when you get shaken...

You know you’re in afrika when you get shaken down at a routine “traffic stop” and the “police” find “BEEG problem”. You point out that they don’t have any bullets in the second cops kalishnikov and...
Forum: African Aviation
3rd Feb 2018, 15:33
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

No control. Flying in Africa is sometimes safer...

No control. Flying in Africa is sometimes safer without Controllers.
Forum: African Aviation
19th Aug 2017, 05:46
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

RwandAir and Ethiopian.

RwandAir and Ethiopian.
Forum: African Aviation
16th Aug 2017, 10:32
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

You fly across 3 continents on 2 different...

You fly across 3 continents on 2 different airlines to get to Africa. On both of these "flag" carriers, the cabin crew are fat, rude, uneducated, slovenly and bitter. Upon reaching Africa, you...
Forum: African Aviation
29th Jul 2017, 06:07
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

You're at the capital of the second poorest...

You're at the capital of the second poorest nation on earth, at the only tarmac runway in the entire country. You request engine start and are denied. You are informed that you are waiting on a...
Forum: African Aviation
13th May 2017, 14:48
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

You divert to Addis for a medical emergency...

You divert to Addis for a medical emergency whilst enroute to the Middle East. The controller denies your "request". You declare an emergency again and land. The airport "authority" berates you...
Forum: African Aviation
22nd Apr 2017, 12:01
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

When you're summoned to do a flight early AM on...

When you're summoned to do a flight early AM on your day off. As you drive past the the club at 0700, cussing your misfortune as you had planned for a trip to the park and a night in the lodge on...
Forum: African Aviation
12th Jun 2016, 02:24
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

The national airline hasn't been operating for a...

The national airline hasn't been operating for a decade. It buys brand new aircraft in a "buy one, get one free" deal from the Chinese. The aircraft sit on the ramp since their arrival as the CAA...
Forum: African Aviation
18th Apr 2016, 11:50
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

Yayyyyy!!!!! It's back! Like an African cat you...

Yayyyyy!!!!! It's back! Like an African cat you fed, it won't go away😺
Forum: African Aviation
30th Jan 2015, 21:23
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

At least he showed up!!! Accra, Ghana, the...

At least he showed up!!! Accra, Ghana, the security screener is wearing sunglasses while monitoring the x-Ray machine.
Forum: African Aviation
7th Aug 2014, 17:19
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

Your Ebola form is rejected by the "Doctor"...

Your Ebola form is rejected by the "Doctor" because you don't Have a seat number. Mind you that you're the Captain, for the national airline and at your home base. Ebola is a huge concern but you...
Forum: African Aviation
20th Jan 2014, 07:40
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

Man I'm glad this post is still alive. Had a...

Man I'm glad this post is still alive. Had a good a few years ago. Requested start up from Bujumbura tower and was promptly denied. FO affirms negative start up clearance and stares out the...
Forum: African Aviation
1st Jan 2013, 10:04
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

Your airline purposely splits up families vis a...

Your airline purposely splits up families vis a vis seating so that they wont gang up on your cabin crew. After a 14 hour duty day, the cabin crew are forced to stay on the aircraft until the...
Forum: African Aviation
7th Jun 2012, 15:38
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

The only time people call you from home is when...

The only time people call you from home is when they hear of a plane crash on the news.
Forum: African Aviation
16th Jan 2012, 20:15
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

You might be in Afrika if you order a four cheese...

You might be in Afrika if you order a four cheese pizza and you get a normal pizza, with four large chunks of cheese placed on top and not melted. When you question the waiter and the "chef" then...
Forum: African Aviation
30th Jun 2011, 04:42
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

That exact thing happened to me in the US inbound...

That exact thing happened to me in the US inbound lifeguard flight from the Bahamas with a stroke victim. KSFB a few years back and an overzealous customs "agent". Ambulance was waiting, victim...
Forum: African Aviation
22nd May 2011, 23:03
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

You've yelled at your F/O, telling him that if he...

You've yelled at your F/O, telling him that if he doesn't get his act together, he'll be flying a prop around Somalia that is full of qat, get shot at on short final and have a captain who begins...
Forum: African Aviation
15th Feb 2011, 09:02
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

I am! Cooking steaks, drinking scotch that is...

I am! Cooking steaks, drinking scotch that is older than I was when I first got laid and pulling wheelies on the bike in front of the cops. Hurry up and get over here, it's like a rap video.
Forum: African Aviation
13th Feb 2011, 20:44
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

Well said Mr. I.R., well said...

Well said Mr. I.R., well said...
Forum: African Aviation
11th Feb 2011, 08:31
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

Thumbs down You get delayed 45 mins due to VIP traffic. The...

You get delayed 45 mins due to VIP traffic. The traffic in question is the president of said country who commisioned the national airline. You(a pilot for the national airline) are disciplined for...
Forum: African Aviation
22nd Oct 2010, 00:01
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

No one has added anything to this thread in four...

No one has added anything to this thread in four months! Are you kidding me? Come on guys!!! We HAVE to keep this one going, it's too good!:D

Okay, fine, I'll add something. So you know you're...
Forum: African Aviation
31st May 2010, 01:05
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

When you're in a country whose main export is...

When you're in a country whose main export is their world famous coffee and Nescafe is PROUDLY served. You're under 35 and have drank from a pop top soda can. Rules change daily. Your last sim...
Forum: African Aviation
7th Jan 2010, 22:58
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

Smile Alright, not trying to hijack this forum but I'm...

Alright, not trying to hijack this forum but I'm relatively new to the continent and have more things that make me laugh to share...So you know you're in Africa when your "professional" driver has...
Forum: African Aviation
1st Jan 2010, 07:54
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

No! All good! I never realized how incompetent...

No! All good! I never realized how incompetent and corrupt the UN was until I got to the continent. First world police/military multinational agency who is less efficient and proactive than the...
Forum: African Aviation
26th Dec 2009, 06:30
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,223
Posted By 4runner

You're offered sex everyday but haven't gotten...

You're offered sex everyday but haven't gotten any in months.
If you're late due to factors beyond your control, you are disciplined. If you're pay is late, this is normal.
An Antonov on your...
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