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14th Dec 2019, 16:09
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Posted By ShyTorque

Trump: "I hereby name this place....Ground...

Trump: "I hereby name this place....Ground Zero!"
13th Dec 2019, 12:29
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Posted By ShyTorque

Trump: "Congratulations, Boris!"

Trump: "Congratulations, Boris!"
10th Dec 2019, 14:53
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Posted By ShyTorque

"Ahoy there, we're from the CAA and we've rowed...

"Ahoy there, we're from the CAA and we've rowed all the way here from Gatwick to tell you that even though it floats there's no way we will accept that is an ultralight!"
9th Dec 2019, 09:12
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Posted By ShyTorque

Yes son, many years from now, people will still...

Yes son, many years from now, people will still be trying to perfect this technology......and they'll still end up going pop in a hedge!
7th Dec 2019, 08:43
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Posted By ShyTorque

The hangar, she say please use more lubricant! ...

The hangar, she say please use more lubricant!

Or:

Nurse, the waters seem to have broken!
5th Dec 2019, 21:20
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Posted By ShyTorque

Always seems to be the case that those that post...

Always seems to be the case that those that post the most are the most impatient to be judged the winner.
29th Nov 2019, 09:52
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Posted By ShyTorque

Right- which of of you two cowboys shot my pet...

Right- which of of you two cowboys shot my pet cockatoo?
26th Nov 2019, 18:06
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Posted By ShyTorque

"When the advert for a driver said a one-track...

"When the advert for a driver said a one-track mind would be useful, this isn't what I thought they meant...."
26th Nov 2019, 09:47
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Posted By ShyTorque

Washers, Penny. KO, Do will I.

Washers, Penny. KO, Do will I.
25th Nov 2019, 23:29
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Posted By ShyTorque

Devil Robin Reliant? Ah yes, they date back to the same...

Robin Reliant? Ah yes, they date back to the same era as the Rover Land, the Marina Morris, the Maxi Austin, Victor Vauxhall, Escort Ford etc. :oh:
25th Nov 2019, 19:11
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Posted By ShyTorque

The driver said he didn't personally mind keeping...

The driver said he didn't personally mind keeping fit but pedalling it fast enough to keep it upright on hills was a bu&&er! The fireman showed his displeasure by mooning out of the right hand window...
25th Nov 2019, 06:58
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Posted By ShyTorque

Chaps - it's only been up FOUR days! The caption...

Chaps - it's only been up FOUR days! The caption competition tradition from the early days was to leave a photo up for a week unless entries dry up...and they haven't! Obviously some folk have far...
21st Nov 2019, 07:22
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Posted By ShyTorque

TIEW, Many thanks - sorry for the delay. Been...

TIEW, Many thanks - sorry for the delay. Been away with the job and I wasn't aware I'd won until this morning. Let's try this; I can't remember if it's been posted before:
...
17th Nov 2019, 17:00
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Posted By ShyTorque

On the catwalk now we have the recommended attire...

On the catwalk now we have the recommended attire for your adventure holiday in Hong Kong....
16th Nov 2019, 13:15
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Posted By ShyTorque

"No Mr Corbyn, I will NOT vote for you in the...

"No Mr Corbyn, I will NOT vote for you in the next election - your eyes are too wide apart, for a start and to be honest, I'm not keen on your dress sense!"
14th Nov 2019, 17:27
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Posted By ShyTorque

Aye, but back in our day, we 'ad it tough...they...

Aye, but back in our day, we 'ad it tough...they wore stiletto heels.
11th Nov 2019, 20:17
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Posted By ShyTorque

" I know it says "show your support" but that...

" I know it says "show your support" but that doesn't mean your athletic support - for God's sake do your flies up!"
6th Nov 2019, 17:16
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Posted By ShyTorque

"Well if it's not a bloke, how come her jacket...

"Well if it's not a bloke, how come her jacket fastens the wrong way?"

Or

"Hands off my front flap, Group Captain!"
2nd Nov 2019, 18:10
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Posted By ShyTorque

"Go ahead Trump - make my day!"

"Go ahead Trump - make my day!"
30th Oct 2019, 08:11
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Posted By ShyTorque

"Where did you find that fat beast?" "I was...

"Where did you find that fat beast?"

"I was at my stable and he just climbed on!"
29th Oct 2019, 22:54
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Posted By ShyTorque

"How many Hans high? No, that was the German...

"How many Hans high? No, that was the German pilot in the last caption photo!"
23rd Oct 2019, 08:58
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Posted By ShyTorque

"Don't tell him your name, Pike!"

"Don't tell him your name, Pike!"
18th Oct 2019, 09:45
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Posted By ShyTorque

"In future, anyone taller than zis vill be...

"In future, anyone taller than zis vill be instantly bayonetted....OUCH!"




Not a caption: (P.S. I'm now back home and on ze PC).
12th Oct 2019, 22:24
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Posted By ShyTorque

"Schnell mit ze aspirins, zis bayonet through...

"Schnell mit ze aspirins, zis bayonet through mein hand is killing me!"
11th Oct 2019, 10:18
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Posted By ShyTorque

Apologies, down route and only just seen this....

Apologies, down route and only just seen this. I'm unable to post a photo because PPRuNe crashes my iPad...so if it' OK, "open house".
6th Oct 2019, 19:40
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Posted By ShyTorque

"Yes, I dictate into this end and what comes out...

"Yes, I dictate into this end and what comes out the other becomes my written speeches!"
4th Oct 2019, 18:52
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Posted By ShyTorque

Everyone was glad once the wing glue had set and...

Everyone was glad once the wing glue had set and they could all go home.
2nd Oct 2019, 07:00
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Posted By ShyTorque

On 1st November Captain Boris sets himself adrift...

On 1st November Captain Boris sets himself adrift with all his followers.
29th Sep 2019, 14:19
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Posted By ShyTorque

Thinks: "Hmmm. I really like that fluffy...

Thinks: "Hmmm. I really like that fluffy microphone cover. I think I'll grow one of my own, to match the top of my head..."
24th Sep 2019, 18:46
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Posted By ShyTorque

"Oops - I think I left skidmarks in my...

"Oops - I think I left skidmarks in my undercarriage!"
22nd Sep 2019, 18:04
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Posted By ShyTorque

"When I grow up I want to be a...

"When I grow up I want to be a helicopter"
21st Sep 2019, 14:40
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Posted By ShyTorque

"This is my new arbiculated refuel...

"This is my new arbiculated refuel truck!"
15th Sep 2019, 23:37
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Posted By ShyTorque

Road rage, air rage, it’s all the same really.

Road rage, air rage, it’s all the same really.
13th Sep 2019, 22:22
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Posted By ShyTorque

Biggles tests out the old saying that the only...

Biggles tests out the old saying that the only three certain things in life are taxes, death and..... nurses.
13th Sep 2019, 18:49
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Posted By ShyTorque

"Well he said he had meat and two veg down there...

"Well he said he had meat and two veg down there up for grabs - so what with food rationing and all that....."
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