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Forum: Military Aviation
13th Mar 2017, 22:00
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,945,624
Posted By airpolice

Oh for God's sake man, it's ART, it doesn't have...

Oh for God's sake man, it's ART, it doesn't have to make sense.

It's bold and provocative, now where's me cheque?
Forum: Military Aviation
17th May 2016, 13:59
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,945,624
Posted By airpolice

Still, there's only one sleeping bag!

Still, there's only one sleeping bag!
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Sep 2015, 21:31
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,945,624
Posted By airpolice

The chap on the 'phone is quite insistent. He...

The chap on the 'phone is quite insistent. He says that if you stare at it long enough you will see the face of Christ appearing!
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Apr 2014, 06:30
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,945,624
Posted By airpolice

Nowadays the Magic Eye pictures just seem to come...

Nowadays the Magic Eye pictures just seem to come to me without squinting.
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Dec 2010, 12:17
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,945,624
Posted By airpolice

"I'm just pointing out that if you had your sails...

"I'm just pointing out that if you had your sails up, this would go so much better."
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Dec 2010, 06:05
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,945,624
Posted By airpolice

The latest friendly fire incident was, even for...

The latest friendly fire incident was, even for the Americans, hard to defend as an accident.

Or

Horseplay with firearms is never going to end well, someone will get hurt.
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Nov 2010, 08:48
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,945,624
Posted By airpolice

I was so confident that since I had been able to...

I was so confident that since I had been able to teach the Bulgarians how to kill with the Ricin tipped umbrella, then teaching GW would have been easy, but he's just not getting the hang of it at...
Forum: Military Aviation
31st Oct 2010, 21:18
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,945,624
Posted By airpolice

Right then, the next time we meet a Leprechaun...

Right then, the next time we meet a Leprechaun outside the Naafi, just accept that he may well actually have magic powers.

Don't feel obliged to say, "Go on then, make us look stupid!"
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Oct 2010, 08:49
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,945,624
Posted By airpolice

Tell me again, if I roll this over, how exactly...

Tell me again, if I roll this over, how exactly will that hoop behind my head offer any protection?
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Oct 2010, 07:47
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,945,624
Posted By airpolice

I don't care that she is the Prime Minister,...

I don't care that she is the Prime Minister, giving her the 50 round magazine is asking for trouble!
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Oct 2010, 07:21
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,945,624
Posted By airpolice

"UDT Leader from Stadium Control, your red smoke...

"UDT Leader from Stadium Control, your red smoke is still on"
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Sep 2010, 20:30
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,945,624
Posted By airpolice

So, I was reading this thing on pprune recently...

So, I was reading this thing on pprune recently about a bloke with a sword doing this kind of thing and his (gay) white trousers split!

His balls fell out and everyone laughed!
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Sep 2010, 08:48
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,945,624
Posted By airpolice

An example of an Old & Bold Pilot going to...

An example of an Old & Bold Pilot going to work.
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Sep 2010, 16:15
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,945,624
Posted By airpolice

The Donkey told me he only joined up because his...

The Donkey told me he only joined up because his sister knows a Goat who joined the RAF and he's always going on fancy parades and meeting royalty.
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Sep 2010, 15:56
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,945,624
Posted By airpolice

"Yeah Yeah, I know...... having my wings on the...

"Yeah Yeah, I know...... having my wings on the wrong breast is the least of my problems!

In 60 years from now they will have machines to do this and the Donkey can retire."
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Aug 2010, 13:30
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,945,624
Posted By airpolice

But Sir, being barefoot is proper dress for a...

But Sir, being barefoot is proper dress for a Goat on parage. If you want to pick on someone, have a go at the man to my right, he's wearing shoes!
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Aug 2010, 10:50
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,945,624
Posted By airpolice

1) As part of the defence review's...

1)

As part of the defence review's conclusion that all the armed forces should become one service, the MoD decided on a new uniform which had to be very flash............


2)

Voice from...
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Aug 2010, 22:26
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,945,624
Posted By airpolice

Lord Vader presents Jedi 3 and Jedi 16 to the...

Lord Vader presents Jedi 3 and Jedi 16 to the Federation, explaining that they are not in fact Jedi Knights, but Harrier Mates with a sense of humour.

(This is of course Science Fiction, hence...
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Aug 2010, 12:09
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,945,624
Posted By airpolice

“I don’t care how many medals you have Sergeant,...

“I don’t care how many medals you have Sergeant, get your hair cut before the next parade!”
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Aug 2010, 21:05
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,945,624
Posted By airpolice

In a desperate attempt to get a funding increase,...

In a desperate attempt to get a funding increase, the RNIB have extended their "Guide dogs in the workplace" scheme to include aviation related work.
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Jul 2010, 23:35
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,945,624
Posted By airpolice

A 40% cut in the budget for HM Forces has...

A 40% cut in the budget for HM Forces has resulted in a do it yourself attitude in order to get things done!
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