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Old 13th Nov 2010, 13:40
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"WPC Smith, you still haven't quite come to grips with being an Undercover Police Officer."
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Old 13th Nov 2010, 13:58
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"I meant no disrespect Ma'am...Slapper is a term of endearment down here."
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Old 13th Nov 2010, 14:58
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"No Ma'am, we're much better off here than at Millbank House"

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Old 13th Nov 2010, 15:04
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"....and so when I saw the fire extinguisher, I just stretched out my arms, and caught it without a second thought, but I don't want any fuss"

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Old 13th Nov 2010, 17:19
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"PC Smith to control....the two escapees from the asylum...yes, the one pretending to be a government minister and the one impersonating a police officer carrying a large invisible goldfish bowl... we're right behind them now; standby!"
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Old 13th Nov 2010, 19:16
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"Yes Ma'am, it IS true what they say about black men... that's why we asked you to wear the vest and leave your handbag behind"
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Old 13th Nov 2010, 19:51
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With a smirk on his face, Special Constable William Hague approaches Harriet, to give her the bad news. Yes your arse does look big in that.
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Old 13th Nov 2010, 21:22
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"Spot on Ma'am. It is all about the width. I find this usually suffices..."
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Old 14th Nov 2010, 04:48
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"Well, ma'am, we gave you the stab-proof vest even though there's no chance of anyone attacking you with a knife because it's lighter, more flexible, and we paid "Wee Jimmy the Nutter" to shoot you"............
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Old 14th Nov 2010, 08:54
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How big does my bum look iin this outfit?
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Old 14th Nov 2010, 09:06
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We've been particularly successful in working with Environmental Services to eradicate all the ginger rodents. One of them was this big.
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Old 14th Nov 2010, 11:05
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Harpie

Not meant to be funny , just an observation.
I thought it was illegal for a civilian to wear police uniform and so impersonate a police officer. A lawyer should know better.
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Old 14th Nov 2010, 11:08
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This imaginary box of morale is getting heavy Ma'am...
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Old 14th Nov 2010, 14:47
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"I am sorry madam Home Secretary but as part of your Government's cost cutting measures, your new security detail will be cut down to one Superintendent and two PCs - but on the bright side you do get to wear one of our fetching new stab vests!"
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Old 14th Nov 2010, 20:10
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"No, Ma'am, I only got to Grade 5 in accordion. But you should hear me play ragtime piano".
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Old 14th Nov 2010, 21:34
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So, you really got a wodge of cash this big from the taxpayer to do up your family home? Wish I had a job like that!
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Old 14th Nov 2010, 22:08
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..Well yes of course , most of my boys are jolly good chaps you understand. But I do have to say that there are a couple of em' on there streets right now whom I wouldn't trust to even know how carry out the simplest of tasks, for example.....like.....oh I dunno......say....to even eat a mars bar propely...
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Old 15th Nov 2010, 04:23
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Yes, the vest is stab proof, and protects the vital organs. Yours is shorter than mine because politicians, we've found, have no guts to protect.
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Old 15th Nov 2010, 11:12
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Yes Ma'am, this vest is proof against small arms as well as knives. If you follow me over here to the range for the demonstration....
Oh, is that a favourite top you are wearing?
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Old 15th Nov 2010, 11:52
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And on to the next one:

Honourable third to AA with:

'We've been particularly successful in working with Environmental Services to eradicate all the ginger rodents. One of them was this big.'

Laudatory second to Buster:

"I meant no disrespect Ma'am...Slapper is a term of endearment down here."

First place with:

Yes Ma'am, this vest is proof against small arms as well as knives. If you follow me over here to the range for the demonstration.... Oh, is that a favourite top you are wearing?

Take it away CSR!

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