Caption competition

[TorqueOfTheDevil]

Even after a week's solid practice, the air cadet camp still couldn't get the hang of the 'YMCA'...

[Buster Hyman]

Imbeciles! How can I say "We have the place surrounded" when, clearly, we don't?

[Tashengurt]

By a strange quirk of genetics, all Koreans are terrified of red lights.

[albatross]

He ordered us to advance forward but this car is in the way - request instuctions.

[EyesFront]

One way or another, Boss Hogg was determined to stop those goddamned pigeons from cr*pping on his car

[Neptunus Rex]

"Sorry boys, this is not the NAAFI wagon."

[Thunderpants]

Ok...look, you lot can ave' the flashy lights on the top if yer' want, like but stereo and the ub' caps are mine...

[Buster Hyman]

In the tradition of U571 & Pearl Harbour, Hollywoods film version of Tianamen Square was way off!

[Siggie]

Buster,

I had this lined up ready to go:

"Chang, get that damn radio working, I've not seen anybody in the square for years now"

but thought it might be too vague.

[Buster Hyman]

Nothing's too vague for the Caption Comp!



"Goddamned recruits! Can't tell the difference between a fart & an artillery round!"

[India69]

Every Body Down ...... F16 Inbound To Do A Precision Strike On Terry T

[TheWizard]

It was quickly established that none of the recruits had paid attention during the theory lesson on Fire Control Orders or Cam and Conceal.

[toptobottom]

Yikes! The magnets on these fancy new electric cars are more powerful than I thought!

[toptobottom]

"HE'S BEHIND YOOOOOOU!!!"

The guys didn't miss an opportunity to rehearse for the officer's Christmas panto.

"Oh no they didn't!"

"OH YES THEY DID!!"

"OH NO THEY DIDN'T...!!"

[Buster Hyman]

Commander: "It's Godzirra! Fire at will!"
Will: "What? WAIT!!!"

[toptobottom]

"That's correct - when I nod my head, you shoot it..."

[Siggie]

The Julian Assange snatch squad was infiltrated by a Wikileaks cameraman.

[EyesFront]

Word on the street was that the Australian cricket selectors were on their way, looking for able-bodied volunteers for the third test

[Rather be Gardening]

"I thought this Lynx bodyspray was supposed to attract females!"

[NutLoose]

ET, Phung We and Chung Lee "Phone home"