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Forum: Military Aviation
1st Nov 2017, 15:23
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

"Press this one for pictures of naughty ladies in...

"Press this one for pictures of naughty ladies in the nuddy. Press this one for pictures of kittens for when Number One Wife walk in unexpectedly."
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Oct 2017, 09:23
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

"Tell Chiefy that the Captain wants a word about...

"Tell Chiefy that the Captain wants a word about the new Disruptive Pattern Camouflage".
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Aug 2017, 20:23
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

Houdini Airways - More Splash For Your Cash.

Houdini Airways - More Splash For Your Cash.
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Jul 2017, 20:17
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

"The next time some woman comes up and tells us...

"The next time some woman comes up and tells us she's Doctor Who I don't want any more useful suggestions as to where she could put her sonic screwdriver."
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Jun 2017, 07:26
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

"I told you when you booked the tickets that with...

"I told you when you booked the tickets that with a name like Shandong Airlines we were going to end up getting shafted somehow".
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Jun 2017, 20:24
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

Penelope tried to make the best of a bad job...

Penelope tried to make the best of a bad job after bidding on ebay when blind drunk.
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Jun 2017, 16:11
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

Prequel to the film, "The Men Who Stare at...

Prequel to the film, "The Men Who Stare at Goats".
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Mar 2017, 23:15
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

"I've tucked your blankie in behind your head,...

"I've tucked your blankie in behind your head, Dear Leader, but I've no idea where Mr Teddy is".
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Mar 2017, 00:05
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

Kim Fat Wun was unamused to discover that he had...

Kim Fat Wun was unamused to discover that he had run out of relatives to aim his missiles at.
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Oct 2016, 08:08
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

"We're going to call it the Corbynator - no-one...

"We're going to call it the Corbynator - no-one can tell what it's for, it spends most of its time going round in circles in the long grass, and only lunatics want to have anything to do with it."
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Oct 2016, 16:32
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

Scotland's share of the UK's Armed Forces was...

Scotland's share of the UK's Armed Forces was towed north after the second referendum.
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Apr 2016, 13:38
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

London commuters got a big surprise when Banksy...

London commuters got a big surprise when Banksy branched out into 3D.
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Mar 2016, 13:12
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

Kim Fat Wun is highly amused to find something...

Kim Fat Wun is highly amused to find something more repulsive than him actually exists.
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Feb 2016, 22:30
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

Singing "It must be jerry coz jam don't wobbr...

Singing "It must be jerry coz jam don't wobbr rike dat" in honour of Kim Fat Wun turned out to be a career-limiting decision.
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Jun 2013, 16:44
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

Thinks: "Small, ugly, bandy-legged, smells of...

Thinks: "Small, ugly, bandy-legged, smells of garlic.... I'm surprised Carla didn't snaffle him up to match the one she's already got."
Forum: Military Aviation
7th May 2013, 07:59
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

"And this is the Grovel-o-meter, your...

"And this is the Grovel-o-meter, your Belovedness, it sounds an alarm if those around you aren't being obsequious enough. Like Wu in the back, there!"
Forum: Military Aviation
5th May 2013, 20:57
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

"You know, Banksy, when I asked you to paint a...

"You know, Banksy, when I asked you to paint a bird on the fuselage, I was expecting something with a couple more boobs, a smidgeon of lingerie, and a lot less plumage."
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Apr 2013, 06:34
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

The previously undiscovered photo of Sharkey's...

The previously undiscovered photo of Sharkey's mum and dad explained a lot ............
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Apr 2013, 09:53
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

Takeaway delivery for Beloved Leader.

Takeaway delivery for Beloved Leader.
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Apr 2013, 08:42
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

Some brilliant captions - tricky one to call! ...

Some brilliant captions - tricky one to call!

Honourable 3rd to Airborne Artist:

Ed was hoping it would all go to plan. The last thing he wanted to have to do was call his brother Dave just...
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Apr 2013, 08:41
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

Thanks Coff! Here we go ...... ...

Thanks Coff! Here we go ......

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/1/29/1296321584555/Ed-Miliband-visits-Afghan-008.jpg
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Apr 2013, 21:49
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

Major Won Kee was not looking forward to telling...

Major Won Kee was not looking forward to telling the Beloved Leader that his only combat aircraft would be lucky to reach the airfield boundary, let alone Washington.
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Apr 2013, 16:20
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

"It's a message from North Korea's Beloved...

"It's a message from North Korea's Beloved Wossname: apparently he's going to bomb us back to the Stone Age. OK Fatima, your target for tonight is short, fat and ugly with delusions of grandeur."
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Mar 2013, 22:35
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

Your radio voice procedure could use a little...

Your radio voice procedure could use a little work, Lieutenant. We don't start a conversation with "Yo, infidel".
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Mar 2013, 22:28
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

"Does my bomb look big in this?"

"Does my bomb look big in this?"
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Mar 2013, 22:30
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

"Directly over Washington now. Tell Mr Milliband...

"Directly over Washington now. Tell Mr Milliband he can get out."
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Mar 2013, 08:58
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

The entire complement of the Scottish Air Force...

The entire complement of the Scottish Air Force heads north the day after the independence vote.
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Mar 2013, 17:02
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

"You know, chaps, when I said even a village...

"You know, chaps, when I said even a village idiot could fly this thing, I was speaking metaphorically".
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Mar 2013, 12:58
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

"Dear Mum, as you can see from this photo I'm a...

"Dear Mum, as you can see from this photo I'm a firm favourite with the ground crew. Chiefy sends his compliments and wants to know if you and Dad were married when you had me".
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Feb 2013, 14:30
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

Newlyweds Mr and Mrs Milliband get a brief...

Newlyweds Mr and Mrs Milliband get a brief glimpse into the future......
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Feb 2013, 15:37
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

"Nah, it's not a new design, it's a bullet-proof...

"Nah, it's not a new design, it's a bullet-proof cowl. He lives next door to Oscar."
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Feb 2013, 08:43
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

"It was all going well, sir, until Booty here...

"It was all going well, sir, until Booty here shouted "Findus" behind the donkey-walloper. Who knew the Blues and Royals were so highly strung?"
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Feb 2013, 21:55
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

"Why's Bert looking so glum?" "I told him I'd...

"Why's Bert looking so glum?"
"I told him I'd hide his dentures if he didn't agree to take my speeding points."
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Feb 2013, 11:14
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

"Ah so, Argentina has ladyboys too. Ours are...

"Ah so, Argentina has ladyboys too. Ours are plittier".
Forum: Military Aviation
31st Jan 2013, 21:10
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,991,819
Posted By Rather be Gardening

Winston noticed that whenever he took his grandma...

Winston noticed that whenever he took his grandma to collect her pension, the queues at the Post Office just seemed to melt away.
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