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Forum: African Aviation

24th Sep 2014, 12:52

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You Know You Are In Africa When.....

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Posted By Agaricus bisporus

Identical to the US immigration form that asks if...

Identical to the US immigration form that asks if you are a terrorist or have ever been a member of a terrorist organization then? And then offers a "Yes" box to tick?

Africa doesn't have a...

Forum: African Aviation

22nd Nov 2012, 10:32

Replies: 864

You Know You Are In Africa When.....

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Posted By Agaricus bisporus

Newspaper? That's nothing! My colleague used to...

Newspaper? That's nothing! My colleague used to fly said Caravan to cruise level and say to the pax, "Wake me up when you see the coast" - and go to sleep for 3 hrs!

And he wasn't African, he was...

Forum: African Aviation

27th Oct 2012, 10:52

Replies: 864

You Know You Are In Africa When.....

Views: 1,087,223

Posted By Agaricus bisporus

I wonder if there is more than a bit of spoof in...

I wonder if there is more than a bit of spoof in this, or maybe it's even more "you know you're in Africa when"

----- the pilot's name is Capt Deogratius!

I'll get my coat...

Forum: African Aviation

11th Jul 2011, 01:34

Replies: 864

You Know You Are In Africa When.....

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Posted By Agaricus bisporus

...zuma's what? Oh! The old Djibouti...

...zuma's what?

Oh! The old Djibouti Jacuzzi you mean!

Forum: African Aviation

24th May 2011, 12:27

Replies: 864

You Know You Are In Africa When.....

Views: 1,087,223

Posted By Agaricus bisporus

Jeez! You bin chewing the cargo or summat? Were...

Jeez! You bin chewing the cargo or summat? Were these dugout canoes or real big steel ones?

Forum: African Aviation

8th Feb 2011, 21:52

Replies: 864

You Know You Are In Africa When.....

Views: 1,087,223

Posted By Agaricus bisporus

...when insufficient control of said mudbox...

...when insufficient control of said mudbox becomes a crime.

BBC News - Malawi row over whether new law bans farting (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12363852#story_continues_1)

Forum: African Aviation

17th Nov 2010, 11:59

Replies: 864

You Know You Are In Africa When.....

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Posted By Agaricus bisporus

Eheh! I trust that was signed off, "to be...

Eheh!

I trust that was signed off, "to be continued"

:D

Forum: African Aviation

9th Aug 2008, 14:16

Replies: 864

You Know You Are In Africa When.....

Views: 1,087,223

Posted By Agaricus bisporus

A Van and a Dak decided to do a formation running...

A Van and a Dak decided to do a formation running break at Loki, and broke left over the army camp, despite it being perfectly well known that this was strictly verboten.

I'd landed inmmediately...

Forum: African Aviation

30th Jul 2008, 18:45

Replies: 864

You Know You Are In Africa When.....

Views: 1,087,223

Posted By Agaricus bisporus

Where BMP's, Mi24's, Mig21's and machete's(sic)...

Where BMP's, Mi24's, Mig21's and machete's(sic) get gash greengrocer's apostrophe's (!) but poor old axes, surfaces and mines get left out.

Africa, reliable but never consistent!

Forum: African Aviation

23rd Jul 2008, 12:20

Replies: 864

You Know You Are In Africa When.....

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Posted By Agaricus bisporus

Three aircraft (same type) crash on same field in...

Three aircraft (same type) crash on same field in 3 days and for the same reason - shock-cooled engines trying to haul gross overloads of Chat into the sky.
Overloaded dope flights continue...

Forum: African Aviation

7th Jul 2008, 19:38

Replies: 864

You Know You Are In Africa When.....

Views: 1,087,223

Posted By Agaricus bisporus

When, in a bar with a ciggy in one hand and a...

When, in a bar with a ciggy in one hand and a Tusker in the other, a hand curls cunningly around your tadger and a voice asks softly from behind, "You like me?"

Forum: African Aviation

26th Jun 2008, 19:45

Replies: 864

You Know You Are In Africa When.....

Views: 1,087,223

Posted By Agaricus bisporus

Being told (seriously!) by the Chief Engineer, as...

Being told (seriously!) by the Chief Engineer, as he nervously re-adjusts his vast white turban, " I am zo zorry ve buggad up your Hot End, I vill bersonally vix it vor you, and I von't let vun of...

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