Afganistan: It's over! We lost, they won!
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Afganistan: It's over! We lost, they won!
I'm referring of course to Afganistan's stunning last-ball victory yesterday over Scotland in International cricket with a four off the final delivery!
So did they have a pint afterwards, or does that team not imbibe due to Talibanophobia?
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Was Chung by any chance playing for Afghan?
PPPuNers of a certain age will remember Chung as the "Tonto" to the "Lone Ranger" who was the Wolf of Kabul (aka 2 Lt Bill Sampson), in The Wizard.
Chung's weapon of choice was "Clicky-ba" an aged, cracked (but bound with brass wire) cricket bat.
On home territory:
Or in Italy in WW2:
PPPuNers of a certain age will remember Chung as the "Tonto" to the "Lone Ranger" who was the Wolf of Kabul (aka 2 Lt Bill Sampson), in The Wizard.
Chung's weapon of choice was "Clicky-ba" an aged, cracked (but bound with brass wire) cricket bat.
On home territory:
Clicky-ba thundered, and men with crushed heads squirmed on the path. Dreadful sounds echoed up the cliffs as the vanguard of Yahaw Khan's army swung this way and that, retreating and advancing in turns ... In sheer desperation they attacked, but found themselves opposed not only by Chung, but by the twin daggers of the Wolf. He used those blades with a skill that had yet to be equalled. When he struck it was as sure as the attack of a snake. Men dropped. The daggers in the hands of the Wolf were red to their silver hilts
It was the last command that ever passed his lips. The foliage of a nearby tree rustled and a strange object flashed down. It landed with a thud on the soldier's helmet and even his steel helmet failed to protect his skull.
The object which had hurtled down was a cricket bat, much battered and ominously stained. The blade was split and bound in places with lengths of brass wire.
'Ho! I crack skulls!' howled a terrible voice
The object which had hurtled down was a cricket bat, much battered and ominously stained. The blade was split and bound in places with lengths of brass wire.
'Ho! I crack skulls!' howled a terrible voice
If there is one thing worse than losing a cricket match, it would be losing to Scotland.
I'm sure Salmon and Sturgeon will come up with something fishy about how the MCC doesn't represent Scottish interests fairly and equitably and how when independent they'll be thrashing the all comers at the World Cup and winning the Ashes with half the series to spare 
Last edited by Melchett01; 26th Feb 2015 at 16:56.
I've been out if the country for 7 months, I've not missed T93's return have I???
Have you ever thought of a career as a limbo dancer? If everything goes over your head so easily you'll be quite a success. But if I really must spell out in words of less than one syllable, Salmon does have form for this sort of thing and I was making a sarcastic reference to his Wimbledon antics
Have you ever thought of a career as a limbo dancer? If everything goes over your head so easily you'll be quite a success. But if I really must spell out in words of less than one syllable, Salmon does have form for this sort of thing and I was making a sarcastic reference to his Wimbledon antics
Oh, do keep up Melchett.
Have you ever thought of a career as a limbo dancer? If everything goes over your head so easily you'll be quite a success.
Just too funny.
Have you ever thought of a career as a limbo dancer? If everything goes over your head so easily you'll be quite a success.
Just too funny.
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No No No! Including the minnows doesn't make the competition a joke, Hempy, on the contrary. The phenomenal success of the football World Cup stems from its very inclusiveness which allows youngsters from Gabon to Gaza to identify with it.
If there's just a hint of a serious side to this most flippant of threads it's that the mere presence of an Afgan team at an international contest shows that all our blood and treasure expended there hasn't been an absolute and total waste!
If there's just a hint of a serious side to this most flippant of threads it's that the mere presence of an Afgan team at an international contest shows that all our blood and treasure expended there hasn't been an absolute and total waste!
