A Miss Is Good As Mile!

[Shack37]

That is not the bit of the rocket that is supposed to go bang. The payload
may have been delivered as advertised and went bang, or is a payload type that is designed to wait around before going bang.

Question is.....did the photographer and photographee know how long it was going to wait????

[Danny42C]

Pennies from Heaven.

It must be the Caption Competition ! First shot out of the locker:-

"It's going to be a bit hard for us to talk ourselves out of this, Carruthers !"

[goudie]

''........If that thing goes off, it's gonna me they'll wanna talk to, not you
Bob Newhart

Sound is a bit scrambled for the first few seconds

[Coochycool]

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off....."

[ExRAFRadar]

Amazon's delivery drone tests the new unbreakable package system

[Wensleydale]

The truck driver said that he was just driving along when this thing cut him up at the lights.