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Old 4th May 2006, 19:22
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Not to be outdone by 2 Sh gs Prescott, the SofS recruited himself a pair of real purty diary secs.
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Old 5th May 2006, 02:16
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"We're the HELLAREWE."
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Old 5th May 2006, 06:00
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"Still, at least if I stay out here I can't be blamed for the local election results."
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Old 5th May 2006, 08:05
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"Nice of you chaps to turn up. Now, I need the house built just over there and this area will make a fine garden with a good view."


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Old 5th May 2006, 08:52
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No, sorry Mr Reid, we ALSO think you're a cock!
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Old 5th May 2006, 09:50
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No Sir, you win, stone definitely beats scissors.
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Old 5th May 2006, 18:51
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"Och, I'm just keeping the seat warm fer Margaret. Ye will na get roond her wi' a cup of NAAFI standard, even if it is in a party coloured mug".
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Old 5th May 2006, 20:57
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The lovely Nel McAndrew visits 99 Sqn (please note I am safely behind the camera):

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Old 5th May 2006, 22:42
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P!ss off Nell, I'll pass judgement on the new Home Sec tommorrow. Stay calm and await my orders.

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Old 6th May 2006, 11:51
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"When you told me you had the biggest one in the RAF that was not what I thought you meant, and do your friends have to watch?"
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Old 6th May 2006, 15:57
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Results for Dr Reid and Friends

In third, Almost done with:

John Reid: Ah thanks gents for the tea, now where are the poppy fields?

In second, Big Bear with:

'And remember to keep the reciept for the tea so that you can claim your actuals'

The winner, Mike Jenvey with:

"Would you like FOAM in your capucino, sir....??"

Over to you Mike.


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Old 6th May 2006, 18:24
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RIGGERS!!!.....

Get out to Alpha, the crew chief says the nosewheels are leaking, he can clearly hear hissing.....



Secondary Picture

The Queen is pictured reviewing the new Guards system of detecting hostile aircraft...
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Old 6th May 2006, 18:27
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Main pic...

After an unscheduled diversion into Liverpool Airport the Capt felt that additional security was required so he called on Sid!

Secondary...

Bloggs immediately regretted making the rest of the troop his 'speciality' curry last night.
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Old 6th May 2006, 20:23
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Main Picture: "Ooofff, Ouuuch, Ooofff, Ouuuch, Ooofff, Ouuuch, Ooofff, Ouuuch......thats the last Ooooff bl00dy time I tightly squeeze myself between Ouuuch an aircraft's wheels?"

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The Viper's undercarriage was beefed up following a couple of sliding incidents.
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Old 7th May 2006, 01:33
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1 "Push back a bit. The damned thing has its tail stuck in the chock"

and

2 "If that beehive had fallen off I could have seen whether he is one of my relies."
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Old 7th May 2006, 02:16
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Riggers... get out to alpha, crew chief thinks theres something loose, he can hear a rattle.



Queen on Horseback is heard to say "I told Harry that taking weed would make him pass out one day"
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Old 7th May 2006, 09:54
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OK, which joker notted my tail into this chock..... and put these riduculous overgrown rubber headphones on me?
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Old 7th May 2006, 09:58
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Dear me young man, it was the tiniest of farts, and if the horse can put up with it I'm sure you can.
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Old 7th May 2006, 21:57
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Phot 1: Gucci's new Snakeskin effect chocks were too much even for Typhoon pilots!!!!


Phot 2: When I came to see you pass-out Harry, this wasn't exactly what I thought you had in mind!
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Old 8th May 2006, 13:58
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1. Dunlop’s new covers were advertised as ‘having real contact bite in all weather conditions’.
2. The decimation of the ranks by Premier BLiar was watched solemnly and woefully by the Monarch.
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