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"Bloggs having yielded to impulse...by putting a match under the flightsuit bottom while passing a silent one....reckoned he best think of a pretty good yarn for the BOI."
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Recently declassified BRIXMIS imagery tends to confirm the view that that Tumanski engines of the period were generally reliable but suffered from occasional minor malfunctions of the reheat system.
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Unfortunately Sergei had forgotten that the landing-lamp switch had been snagged for erratic operation.
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Unfortunately Sergei had forgotten that the landing-lamp switch had been snagged for erratic operation.
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Eastern European attempts to upstage the Reds were floundering once more, partly due to their rigid application of the "No smoke without fire" rule....
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"It was mistakenly thought that the naval development of the Fulcrum had folding wings"
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"The fire under Sergei's a*se was as nothing, compared to the one his boss was shortly going to light"
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"Sergei's mate had also gone for a quick smoke"
Conan
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"The fire under Sergei's a*se was as nothing, compared to the one his boss was shortly going to light"
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"Sergei's mate had also gone for a quick smoke"
Conan
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Sergei's aviation career had begun in the normal manner with airfix kits, lighter fluid and bangers. It was unfortunate though that he hadn't outgrown this phase.
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The latest stealth fighter, being the best, has no need of BVR weapons as the pilot closes in and uses his bowie knife to cut the throat of enemy aircraft...unfortunately the ability to make a stealthy seat still remains a mystery.
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"Cleared to land runway one two, if able"
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"expedite descent"
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What really doomed the Soviet military airplane industry was the almost astronomical fuel burn figures.
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The early trials of the Full Sized Transformer programme highlighted one or two subtle design problems.
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Dominos new pizza delivery system was bound to be a success. It got the pie to you fast and it got it there HOT!
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"expedite descent"
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What really doomed the Soviet military airplane industry was the almost astronomical fuel burn figures.
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The early trials of the Full Sized Transformer programme highlighted one or two subtle design problems.
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Dominos new pizza delivery system was bound to be a success. It got the pie to you fast and it got it there HOT!
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Dramatic pictures of the Fulton Aerial Recovery System rescuing the Right Honourable Cyril Smith MP
Sorry, my references need a little updating
Sorry, my references need a little updating
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