Caption competition

[Buster Hyman]

The elite Paper shredder troops prepare for office counter insurgency.

[Focks 2]

Mashed off their t*ts, Amy Winehouse's brothers are caught by the paparazzi down Camden paintball club.

Or

Can't get the bubble-wrap off lads!

[lowlypax]

This was not what the boys expected when they asked for a large portion of shreddies at breakfast.

[lowlypax]

The turkeys plan a different Christmas.

[Buster Hyman]

Three Michelin men in stable condition after serious blow out!

[Flintstone]

Three members of the elite Albino Rastafarian Regiment.

[Pontius]

Cold, wet and miserable, Smith lamented on how it would have been different if Office World had not run out of the yellow, desert camouflage, post it notes.

[Buster Hyman]

Something not quite right with this new batch of recruits for the Paras....

[Longhitter]

Gordon, Alistair and Mervyn took precautions to prevent any further tarring & feathering.

[Hempy]

"Sniper Team 1" considered themselves as elite, the rest of the platoon just thought they had tickets on themselves....

[squeaker]

The Royal Marines, proudly sponsored by KFC, "It's Trigger Finger Licking Good!"

[TyroPicard]

Before the exercise began the new winter camo suits had already failed the fart test.

[WhiteOvies]

The lads were on the lookout in case of a Welshman with poor eyesight.

[Grandslam]

You idiot!...I said 'order ghillie suits...not silly suits'

[6Z3]

As you go down the slippery slope, do it in style with this credit-crunching range of shabby chic shells sold under the Prada banner: "It's all very distressing"

[FinelyChopped]

The Wombles had finally had enough of litterbugs on Wimbledon Common.

[seekayess]

They goofed in choosing the colour for the guns, though!

[lowlypax]

The first person to make a wise crack about these uniforms gets it.

[sheppo]

uniforms

Attack of the "post it" notes...That'll teach em to nap on sentry duty.

[pohm1]

"Snow men wiv' guns you say?"

"There 'sno' men wiv' guns bin 'round 'ere."


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