Caption competition

[clicker]

The student still got confused when he was asked to check to see if any water was in the fuel tank.

[PPRuNeUser0211]

Unfortunately, a newly re-invented Bond failed to realise that not all vehicles that come in white are submersibles....

[1859sqn]

The Irish Airforce's answer to the Stealth bomber was less than successful.......................

[Rob's Dad]

Bloggs would later lament his decision to decline the kids' offer to 'watch' his seaplane while he was away.

[harrogate]

After the blue services merged, tests to see whether Bliar's claims that the stripped down force's equipment really was 'flexible and adaptable' commenced in earnest.

[John Alcock]

Aircraft recce test results:
"Blackburn shark? Whatever gave you that idea Bloggs?"
"Well sir, the fin above the water!"

or

The Royal Navy have denied rumours stemming from a leaked photograph, and announce that submarine-based aircraft carrier developments are continuing successfully.

[6Z3]

Planners were forced to admit that Venice International Airport was a wholly ill-conceived project.

[ACW599]

"This is Shannon Information Tango . . . runway is wet, wet, wet."

[Toxteth O'Grady]

"Speechless aircraft, assume c/s "Thunderbird 4.""

[seekayess]

Rear Turret, report enemy activity stat!

or

Tail Gunner, report enemy activity stat!

[MAD Boom]

The RAF were slowly beginning to regret their decision to let Air Trafficers become aircrew.

[RETDPI]

"The guys mock me for bringing a Samsonite suitcase with me, but when their Bergens are soaked through and mine is bone-dry inside, they’re begging to put their mobiles and laptops in it. "

[MAD Boom]

RETDPI. Priceless.

[Roadster280]

"Bloggs, you idiot, you manage the difficult part, getting it under water, then you mess it all up by hitting the bank with the wing tip!"

[An Teallach]

The attempt to out-do the Spy Who Loved Me Lotus Esprit stunt for the latest Bond movie was less than successful.

[Sospan]

Boscastle tower to PY971 you are cleared to start.....

[splitbrain]

Look, when I said follow the alpha taxiway then its plain sailing to runway 08 I meant....

or

Ok Bloggs, not bad at all. Next lesson we'll learn the difference between QNH and QFE.

[FCWhippingBoy]

Brings a whole new meaning to the old trick we play on newly qualified Manual Input Operators in the Scopie world (for those who are not familiar with an MIO's task, they transfer airfield Wx data from ALFENS/MOMIDS into our own system for use by controllers) ...

Call from wag in crewroom to MIO position in Ops Room
"The runway at blah is now BLACK due to flooding, annotate the Airfield Restrictions with 'C' Planes ONLY!"

[Ian Corrigible]

There's your problem, number two. I think the engine's flooded...

I/C

[NRU74]

"Coniston this is Campbell in Bluebird Kilo 7 - Taxy "




[Yes, I know it's in bad taste ..and yes, I do remember it]